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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

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For crawling under women’s dresses mumbling something about sneaking in.

Cornering the market on bananas

Price gauging at the produce stand

Wearing out, in a wiggly dance, way more produce than she purchased

[Lynn drone observing....noting the rise in banana crimes... and the rise in . well never mind]

For secret spying and then editing the tapes in a most egregious way. Although I do think my hair looks good.😊

For causing my drones to overheat.

Staying away from Lush for far too long!! ❤️💋

His GODDESS 💋💋💋💋💋💋

Every second of every day. 💕💝

For giving competition to all ladies in lushstories.com

Flashing her sexy smile & breaking hearts… men & women’s.

His GODDESS 💋💋💋💋💋💋

Every second of every day. 💕💝

It was "The Indecent Yoga Episode". While performing the "Downward Facing Dog (Adho Mukha Svanasana) " her crotchless Yoga pants incited a riot.

Not paying enough attention to me

Causing me to expose myself and arrested for indecent exposure.

Pre-wash panty theft at the laundromat.

Causing lustful thoughts

For stealing lusty Lynnwitt’s lingerie

"The Case of the Overdue Library Book" was finally resolved when he was nabbed while hiding in the landromat.

For stealing back her favourite lingerie but got distracted by a man running out of the laundromat to return his overdue library book

Returning "The Lush Guide to Erotica" to the Library with the pages stuck together.

For peeping on the last person to loan out “the lush guide to erotica” from the library

For injuries to his partner in attempting a new time record for trying every position in the Kama Sutra.

For failure to tuck in her wings, while walking down the aisle of the Delta Airlines jet.