Blaming his self-inflicted commando condition on Smiley
Kistin wanted to spend time with me and enjoys being a crime partner with me , she is the Master Mind ....
Smuggling large quantities of tea leaves.
He was doing tap dance and missed the beat
Teasing THammer and not giving him any tea
Haha ....
Officer , please allow me to present Thammer the thermo flask of fresh brew tea ...
Officer, please cuff us together. I don't want her getting away again.
😳😳😳 He snores loudly , no no
But I barely ever sleep
He sleeps walk ....
Sonia was arrested for giving her panties as a tip to the waiter
For taking pictures of me in the outdoor shower to sell on the internet.
Court ruled they were selfies, arrested for fraud on descriptions
Arrested for posting said selfies in the ladies room with the number to Sex Addicts Anonymous...
For lingering about in the Ladies Room -- I mean that's a cute poodle skirt and all, but the two day stubble is a dead giveaway.
lol, nice one
Kistin was arrested by the lush police and sentenced to 10 more years in forum hell.
Arrested (after a thorough search) for trying to smuggle in a Get Out Of Jail card for me in Forum Hell. Luckily, we get to share a cell
Kistin was arrested for peeing in the doctor's coffee cup. I was the witness
Hey! He paid extra for that, the perv.
She stole a white coat and went around playing doctor, seducing the women and laughing at the willies.
Her nude street Mime of a cowboy riding a horse all day was funny until the stolden cell phone rang
For being so innocent, she innocently went to a police officer (she) and asked what is this toy(showing her a vibrator and how to play)
Sticking her tongue in the ear of a guard at Bukingham Palace
For aiding and abetting with a nude frolic dance said guardian's earsome debasement.
For wearing go -go boots to our nude beach party.
A secret isn't a secret if 2 know it🤐
Dasiy's infamous life of crime finally caught up with her when the panties she had stolen over the years exploded out into the street from being too tightly compressed into storage units.
Flashing.
My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.