Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

Blaming his self-inflicted commando condition on Smiley

Kistin wanted to spend time with me and enjoys being a crime partner with me , she is the Master Mind ....

Smuggling large quantities of tea leaves.

He was doing tap dance and missed the beat

Teasing THammer and not giving him any tea

Haha ....

Officer , please allow me to present Thammer the thermo flask of fresh brew tea ...

Officer, please cuff us together. I don't want her getting away again.

😳😳😳 He snores loudly , no no

But I barely ever sleep

He sleeps walk ....

Sonia was arrested for giving her panties as a tip to the waiter

For leaving red lipstick kisses on everything, everywhere.

For taking pictures of me in the outdoor shower to sell on the internet.

Court ruled they were selfies, arrested for fraud on descriptions

Arrested for posting said selfies in the ladies room with the number to Sex Addicts Anonymous...

For lingering about in the Ladies Room -- I mean that's a cute poodle skirt and all, but the two day stubble is a dead giveaway.

lol, nice one

Kistin was arrested by the lush police and sentenced to 10 more years in forum hell.

Arrested (after a thorough search) for trying to smuggle in a Get Out Of Jail card for me in Forum Hell. Luckily, we get to share a cell

Kistin was arrested for peeing in the doctor's coffee cup. I was the witness

Hey! He paid extra for that, the perv.

She stole a white coat and went around playing doctor, seducing the women and laughing at the willies.

Her nude street Mime of a cowboy riding a horse all day was funny until the stolden cell phone rang

Refused to take out her plug before she went in for an x-ray

Icing down all the toys before the party.

For being so innocent, she innocently went to a police officer (she) and asked what is this toy(showing her a vibrator and how to play)

Sticking her tongue in the ear of a guard at Bukingham Palace

For aiding and abetting with a nude frolic dance said guardian's earsome debasement.

For wearing go -go boots to our nude beach party.

Dasiy's infamous life of crime finally caught up with her when the panties she had stolen over the years exploded out into the street from being too tightly compressed into storage units.

Flashing.

Ahm nah, that's telling ..walking away from the question