Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

Her short short short skirt was causing male and female drivers to run into the back of cars.

Dark alley duplicity of the knockoff handbag kind

Long exposures

Sneaking into the women’s locker room and stealing all of the panties, causing a commando day for everyone.

She was caught drawing pictures of nude women on buildings.

He was caught doing immoral selfies in front of the nude women painted on buildings

She has a clandestine collection of.... gasp... HUMMINGBIRD NUDIES!

She was singing lullabies on the busy street , car drivers started dreaming, drivers sleeping on green light , some started dancing on the car bonnet, lots choas on the street.... later lynn herself started dreaming ....

It was a wet dream… I was drowning, but a policewoman handcuffed us together and you…Well you know.

Sadly, the charge recorded was making the street unsafely slippery during his wet dream.

Do we really need a reason to arrest Lynn? She has naughty crimes written all over her. The worst as to be stealing all of the samples from the sperm bank.

Summer was finally apprehended after an international investigation traced The Naked Butt painting clandestinely hung in the Vatican to her. The evidence was conclusive after a thorough examination.

I'm clueless now ,I'm out of options now to explain to a police officer why she did it , please please please keep her well guarded. 🙅‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Under the pretext of innocently spreading good cheer and happiness, SWH has been secretly seducing young ladies and "introducing" them to the delights of her harem.

For who knows, list looks long!

Excessive exhaust fumes... and a noisy motorcycle, too.

Kistin was arrested at the local Staples. The pending charge is pencil abuse. That said, the abused pencils have been selling rapidly.

For being too witty at the comedy club!

Riding his bike near a convent. Nude.

For not jumping on the back of my bike nude!

He's been convicted of serial panty theft.

Having her dragon off it’s leash in public.

Nailing it too hard in public.

Public nudity at the Rimsky-Korsakov Apartment Museum in St Petersburg.

For streaking through the Lush Lounge!

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For streaking through the Lush Lounge!

Somehow, methinks that would not be much of an offense here....

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His bike was identified as he fled the scene after pilfering various articles of women's clothing from the laundromat.

For streaking through Lush WITH her clothes still on. That is definitely an arrestable offense. I would be personally offended by that anyway.

Stealing bananas on the Deserted Island

Crashing the bake sale and orgy of The Island Horny Ladies Society.

For not letting me sneak into The Island Horny Ladies Society bake sale under her dress!