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For running into a police car because I was distracted by an unbelievably gorgeous driver
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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?
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Arrested so I can keep her still in one place and get hold of her! 
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for being too cute and sexy
The Engineer
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for printing posters with pictures of himself naked on it
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For distributing posters with pctures of a naked Uphere
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For soliciting gentlemen in an attempt to feed her Absinthe habit
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For posting slanderous and unfounded statements about her guttersnipe partner
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for flashing at the old folks' home
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For seducing oap men in order to get them to change their wills and leave her all their money 
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KK was arrested for PMSL during a funeral and having the casket tumble over...disturbing the peace
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Choosie was arrested for trying to feel Keira up while PMSL.
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Arrested for impersonating a sniffer dog and sniffing ladies knickers while they were wearing them.
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Sorry Maisie I keep getting you inhere, im not seeking it but one must post 
Maisie likes to corrupt innocent virgin women of the faith to the dark side, she says they have cookies but mother superior had had enough after she turned me and now she is safely in custody and I've been put in a rehabilitation centre to over come my addiction to said cookies
Maisie likes to corrupt innocent virgin women of the faith to the dark side, she says they have cookies but mother superior had had enough after she turned me and now she is safely in custody and I've been put in a rehabilitation centre to over come my addiction to said cookies
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
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And my latest poem, The Temptation.
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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I still can't believe it. Kiera got through all that high security and Passionately kissed the Queen on TV. OMG !
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Well, it's nothing compared to what you did with William and Harry ;)
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He was arrested for posing as a female prostitute... 
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(Only because you narc'd on me - wanted all the johns for yourself)
Curious got caught shoplifting ladies lingerie - in his size
Curious got caught shoplifting ladies lingerie - in his size
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You are paying me good money for them and the ones that you don't like feel awesome.....
Jason usually doesn't get mad when I tell people about his jobs, hmmmm, well here is a better one, Meth dealer
Jason usually doesn't get mad when I tell people about his jobs, hmmmm, well here is a better one, Meth dealer
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Well, someone had to supply your habit - do you know how much you've been going through?
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Sorry Maisie I keep getting you inhere, im not seeking it but one must post
Maisie likes to corrupt innocent virgin women of the faith to the dark side, she says they have cookies but mother superior had had enough after she turned me and now she is safely in custody and I've been put in a rehabilitation centre to over come my addiction to said cookies
Hi Kiera yes strange you keep getting me in here, its almost as if your covering your tracks and getting me to take the fall for your crimes, I must sit down and cross refrence all my arrests against all the info I have on your dirty dealings.
Jason was arrested for walking through town dressed as a Nun (see reference to habit in above post) with a collection tin
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Saw through my disguise - naughty girl ;)
Maisie was hauled away by the bobbies for impersonating a public health inspector - of women - in public
Maisie was hauled away by the bobbies for impersonating a public health inspector - of women - in public
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Jason pretended to be a woman to get some inspection but Maisie got hauled in before she did anything to him. So he made a racket in front of the police station so that they will put him together with her.
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While Jason was causing trouble at police station Baileyass was stealing all the restraining equipment.
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Maisie was Bailey's driver, but she ran out of petrol just a block from the station
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For syphoning off petrol from other peoples cars, including Maisie's hence why her car broke down a block from the station.
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Using the Wingardium Leviosa charm to lift women's skirts - Azkaban for you, sir
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For kidnapping Adam Ant. J let him go.
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For kidnapping Adam Ant. J let him go.
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For streaking in a public school football game