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For running into a police car because I was distracted by an unbelievably gorgeous driver
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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?
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for printing posters with pictures of himself naked on it
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for flashing at the old folks' home
For seducing oap men in order to get them to change their wills and leave her all their money 
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Sorry Maisie I keep getting you inhere, im not seeking it but one must post 
Maisie likes to corrupt innocent virgin women of the faith to the dark side, she says they have cookies but mother superior had had enough after she turned me and now she is safely in custody and I've been put in a rehabilitation centre to over come my addiction to said cookies
Maisie likes to corrupt innocent virgin women of the faith to the dark side, she says they have cookies but mother superior had had enough after she turned me and now she is safely in custody and I've been put in a rehabilitation centre to over come my addiction to said cookies
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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I still can't believe it. Kiera got through all that high security and Passionately kissed the Queen on TV. OMG !
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He was arrested for posing as a female prostitute... 
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You are paying me good money for them and the ones that you don't like feel awesome.....
Jason usually doesn't get mad when I tell people about his jobs, hmmmm, well here is a better one, Meth dealer
Jason usually doesn't get mad when I tell people about his jobs, hmmmm, well here is a better one, Meth dealer
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Sorry Maisie I keep getting you inhere, im not seeking it but one must post
Maisie likes to corrupt innocent virgin women of the faith to the dark side, she says they have cookies but mother superior had had enough after she turned me and now she is safely in custody and I've been put in a rehabilitation centre to over come my addiction to said cookies
Hi Kiera yes strange you keep getting me in here, its almost as if your covering your tracks and getting me to take the fall for your crimes, I must sit down and cross refrence all my arrests against all the info I have on your dirty dealings.
Jason was arrested for walking through town dressed as a Nun (see reference to habit in above post) with a collection tin
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Jason pretended to be a woman to get some inspection but Maisie got hauled in before she did anything to him. So he made a racket in front of the police station so that they will put him together with her.
For syphoning off petrol from other peoples cars, including Maisie's hence why her car broke down a block from the station.
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
