Why do mathematicians get Halloween and Christmas confused?
Because OCT 31=DEC 25
Yeah, I'm a nerd
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Not everyone may 'get' this joke...
Flutterby Pharie
Um, yeah I dont get it....
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Mr Nobody
Quote by Pixie
Um, yeah I dont get it....
octal and dec ...you aint missing much ...
Lush Legend
Ohhh...brings back bad memories....hahaha...I had a class about four years ago on octal, decimal, hexadecimal and binaries.
Here is one for you Brocker.......
F(x) walks into the bar and orders a drink,
The bartender says "Sorry we don't cater for functions here"
Here is one for you Brocker.......
F(x) walks into the bar and orders a drink,
The bartender says "Sorry we don't cater for functions here"
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Flutterby Pharie
Im blond!! Help me out here!!!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
LOL...Thats good....I have one more for you
Way back when Noah was on his ark and tending his animals, he noticed the other animals were mating and bearing eggs and other young...except for the snakes. He pondered this looking out his ark window and he happened to see a hollowed out tree floating by. Struck by inspiration he got Shem and Ham to open the ark door and he dragged the tree inside and threw the snakes inside in, because, as everyone knows "in logs adders multiply"...
God I'm such a nerd
Way back when Noah was on his ark and tending his animals, he noticed the other animals were mating and bearing eggs and other young...except for the snakes. He pondered this looking out his ark window and he happened to see a hollowed out tree floating by. Struck by inspiration he got Shem and Ham to open the ark door and he dragged the tree inside and threw the snakes inside in, because, as everyone knows "in logs adders multiply"...
God I'm such a nerd
Lush Legend
hahaha....
But hey Math can be exciting....it gets on my nerves but it can be exciting nonetheless....LOL
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But hey Math can be exciting....it gets on my nerves but it can be exciting nonetheless....LOL
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"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Sassy Red-haired Beach Kat/Dune Goddess
Many moons ago I used to teach Math. These math jokes were my favs:
Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
And here's one I couldn't tell in class:
"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?"
"She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me."
"I don't believe that she cheated on you!"
"Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
And here's one I couldn't tell in class:
"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?"
"She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me."
"I don't believe that she cheated on you!"
"Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
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