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New Breakfast cereal.

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Rice Crispies is famous for the (snap crackle pop sound) it
makes.
Well the new cereal is called Prostitutees ,, It doesnt make any sounds ,, IT JUST LAYS THERE AND BANGS!!!
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The King of Pop is dead. Now Snap and Crackle are mourning.
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I heard they roll over and say "Eat me, Eat me!"
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The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Waits for the milk to run out...
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Quote by shameless009
Rice Crispies is famous for the (snap crackle pop sound) it
makes.
Well the new cereal is called Prostitutees ,, It doesnt make any sounds ,, IT JUST LAYS THERE AND BANGS!!!


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Laughing real hard now!!!
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Ha! Lays there and bangs.