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What was your most embarrassing moment? Dare to share?
Mine (and i have quite a few) was in seventh grade, when i got sick at school. Projectile vomit ... not so pretty.
"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them." -Marilyn Monroe
Junior in Highschool ditched my sister and her boyfriend at an arcade/skating rink and my (now ex-oldest friend) and I went for pizza with my cousin and at a long table near us was the entire graduating class. And for some reason my cousin suddenly yelled out OH GOD and she sat and laughed as all stopped and stared
LOL gotta love those vomit stories.
i once fell up stairs. How i managed that ... i'll never know.
"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them." -Marilyn Monroe
In my high school days.. a guy i had crush on .. was walking right behind me... and i needed to scratch my ass bad..................... dont ask what happened next...
also high school, up on a stage with the curtain closed and I was playing air guitar (and I mean WAILIN') to Van Halen's Eruption before a school asembly was about to start and some idiot opened the curtain, unbeknownst to me......and there I was in front of a few thousand fans.....since I had nothing left to lose I took a bow.......I was mortified but I think the headbanger/stoners gave me a standing O.....
Some reason one night in Virginia we left the base club and decided to head to Washington and no idea what happened but remember freezing and waking up in fromt of the Lincoln Memorial. And one guy with us won a tight fitting jeans contest we found out that morning and we had to cut him out of the jeans. was a trip no one said a word on the drive back. We laughed about it later
3rd Grade talent show, that's all I'm saying
Got caught by one of the nuns when I was about 12, playing the organ in the church and peed my pants.
When I Was 15, I Was In Church With My Family And A Rather Large Woman Put The Kneeler Down On My Foot And Kneeled On It. I Screamed Out Oh Fuck!! Talk About Wishing I Could Crawl Into A Hole And Die!!! Not To Mention How My Mom Felt.
The 1st time I had to check myself in to the hospital.......enough said
When I got pantsed by my evil friend at basketball camp. The entire gym stopped to laugh at me =( Not one of my fondest memories... For the rest of the week I was at the camp, I wore 3 sets of shorts.
Fell off roof screwing girlfriend and broke leg and had to be taken to hospital by her father
In Highschool I was an intern at a local radio station and one saturday I was asked to take two shifts as most were out and station was short handed and I said fine and was offered like scale and double time for the deal. Was the hieghth of disco and about 10-1030p I got a call on the request line and some girl all giggly says; "me and my friends are having a slumber party and wanna hear the most bitchin song there is" , and okay what do you guys want to hear? She said Bad Girls by Donna Summer. I said ok and hung up next call was from some guy named Hector and he asked to hear his favorite village people song while he and the maintenance crew at the bowling alley wanted to hear it. I said fine no problem.
Played a song and walked to the program directors office and took the albums off the shelf and remember the sign he had there saying if you value your job don't play the disco stuff that was there, (as we didn't play it at all). Went in the booth and ran a commercial and then this was broadcast all over the city at about 11-1130pm:
THIS IS THE MADMAN AT MIDNIGHT COMING AT YOU ON 92.3 K___ ON YOUR FM DIAL AND TWO HITS ARE GOING OUT BY REQUEST,-
FOR SUSY AND TINA WE HAVE DONNA SUMMER AND BAD GIRLS A SONG ABOUT STANDING ON THE STREET CORNER IN THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT AND CELEBRATES THE JOYS OF PROSTITUTION.
AND NEXT FOR HECTOR AND THE MAINTENANCE GUYS AT THE LOCAL BOWLING ALLEY,-
WE HAVE AT THE YMCA BY THE VILLAGE PEOPLE WHICH TALKS OF MEETING AND PICKING UP YOUNG HOMSEXUAL MEN AT A PUBLIC GYMNASIUM
AND THESE HITS ARE GOING OUT.
I then broke the records on mike and tossed in a metal garbage can popped a 4 track tape that had a pre-recorded concert (4 songs and crowd roars) in and you heard this is an exclusive 92.3 mini-concert of The Doors. I walked out to the bathroom got a coke and the phone lit up and Hector was pissed I referred to him as gay and susy and tina were horrified. those who remember it still laugh about night I was under the influence of Doonesbury.
when i turned around as i thought one of the notorious guys had put their hand on my shoulder...with an intention of slapping them hard...
My hand was high up.. ready to hit.. and i see my Math teacher..standing...
WAHAHAHAHA!!
I laugh about it now, but lol, i wanted the earth to open up and swallow me when this happened.
The class was in the laboratory doing a bunch of stuff. There was this guy who was in front of me that looks like my classmate I go crazy with. So here I come behind his back and tapped his shoulders, well more of slap my hand down his shoulder saying HEY _________! I was so schocked when my classmate's voice came from behind me and i saw someone else turn around with a WTF expression.....
Smile at your enemies.. It makes them crazy...
Last Halloween I had a huge party at my house. I went as a slutty pirate. Cliche, i know. But anyway i had just gotten my costume on and ran downstairs when i heard someone at the door. I was so excited I didnt even realize I had forgotten to put on my skirt. So there I was, standing in front of about 10 guys from my class in my skimpy pirate top, eyepatch, and fishnet stockings.... opps lol
7th grade social studies...stood up at end of class to find that my skirt and seat were covered in blood....talk about wanting to die!!!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
Sister Joan caught me jilling in the (Catholic) school girls room...(yes she did)...
I got turned on by one of the girls in school and then had to go change for gym..
