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> Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
> liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
> suitable for use as a mixer.
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> It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff
> one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives
> new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just good
> old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by
> the name of MOUNT & DO.
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> Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
> and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by
> 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and
> huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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"It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."
Hahahaha that's awesome!
Hahahaha that's awesome!
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hehe. oh man, now you can drink yourself the courage and a stiffy at the same time.
I don't know if thats a good thing
I don't know if thats a good thing
is this suppose to gross me out?
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*lol* I prefer to get my wood the old fashioned way! I pray I never need pharmaceutical assistance!
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Cancer we can live with.
But this limp dick stuff, this shit has got to stop!
Agreed! Hunger and the cure for HIV/AIDS can wait, damnit!
"Drink this! It'll make your limp cock stiff as a rock!"
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What an evolution.