A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
i am over 50 now and til now i am not sure whether our 18 years old daughter who had been sleeping in the back seat of my car had watched us (wife and me )while having sex in the phone booth in the desert road , but her moaning along our way made us crazy , it was dark But her eyes was speaking and telling a lot later.
the outdoor fun is my wife's most interesting thing , she used to ask me sucking her nipples in our car to let trucks drivers watch and enjoy and get very horny if knows that a couple having sex in the other room . what a woman , she makes me crazy of her fantasies .
