A preacher was driving down the road a little erratically when a cop pulled him over. The cop walked up and said "Hello Reverend, have you been drinking this evening?"
"No sir, I have not." Replied the preacher. Noticing a bottle on the front seat the cop asked "What's in that bottle Reverend?" "Just water officer." The preacher said. "Well, you'd better let me see it anyway." Said the cop. The preacher handed him the bottle. The cop took off the lid, smelled the bottle and said "Hey, this isn't water, this is wine!" At that, the preacher threw his hands in the air and shouted "Halleluja! He did it again!"
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