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magical vinding machine

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Weaver of Words
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I put a dollar in and out pops a magic potion that makes me 30 yrs younger and also a plane ticket that will take me to meet my soul mate
Lurker
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I put in a dollar and out came a big carrot! we need more of dese vending machines
Lurker
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I put in a dollar and a doorway to Australia appeared. With a list of Australian lushies addresses.
Lurker
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I put in a dollar and a talking Furi doll popped out, complete with 1000 hilarious and smart-arsed answers for the forums!
Weaver of Words
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I put in a dollar and out popped im_lush and she said she is now a lesbian!
Lurker
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I put a dollar in and suddenly appears a young Marlon Brando driving my personal time travelling Harley Davidson. I get to relive the best moments of my past, holding tight Brando and breathing deep in his neck between each trip.
Lurker
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I put a dollar in and out popped my fave lushie! (no it wasnt you Ginger Im sorry) I have to go now I'm busy..
Lurker
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i put in a dollar and out popped a sexy bauble, i'm so lucky. heehee
Lurker
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I put a dollar in and out popped a new toy ;)
Lurker
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I put in a dollar and out popped Scarlette Johansson naked and wanting me......
Advanced Wordsmith
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WTF it won't take my dollar... Damn anyone got a newer dollar?? .... ANYONE?!
Active Ink Slinger
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Shit! All I got on Me is 50 cents! Damn!
Lurker
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I put a dollar in and out popped a fireman in turn-outs!
Active Ink Slinger
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I get the Pulitzer Prize for erotic lit.
Lurker
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I put a dollar in and out popped a troll...imagine that.
The Bee's Knees
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i put my dollar in and out popped my hopes, dreams and the ability to eat cupcakes for weight loss

Say. Her. Name.


Lurker
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I put my pound in, and it wouldn't work!!! I don't have a dollar, not even a pretend one !!!

Honey, gimme a weight loss cupcake please xx
Prolific Writer
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I put a dollar in and the chippendales appeared and put on a sexy dance.

Lurker
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Oh wow...A double hottie plate with a big slice of hunky guy on the side...Where's my debit card?...smile
The Bee's Knees
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i put a dollar in and i got a never ending bottle of wine.

Say. Her. Name.