Despite the fact that this one didn't (strictly speaking) start off on YouTube, and it's only ten seconds long, I'm going to count this. I looked this up for another thread. If you're sensitive to language, you might want to skip this one.
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner