LIMERICK GAME

I know a reporter named Kent

Who took Jimmy Olsen where're he went

Saving the fearful from distress

I know a reporter named Kent

Who took Jimmy Olsen where're he went

Saving the fearful from distress

Then to Gay sex acquiesce

I know a reporter named Kent

Who took Jimmy Olsen where're he went

Saving the fearful from distress

Then to Gay sex acquiesce

Until Clark came – and Jimmy was spent!

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Man of Steel, but girl of tissue

Man of Steel, but girl of tissue

Said "Oh Lois, how I miss you"

Man of Steel, but girl of tissue

Said "Oh Lois, how I miss you"

Is that a bird or maybe a plane

Man of Steel, but girl of tissue

Said "Oh Lois, how I miss you"

Is that a bird or maybe a plane?

Or maybe tits which belong to Jane?

Man of Steel, but girl of tissue

Said "Oh Lois, how I miss you"

Is that a bird or maybe a plane?

Or maybe tits which belong to Jane?

I need glasses, maybe that's the issue

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Sarah is now a golden member holder

Sarah is now a golden member holder

A status that has made her grow bolder

Sarah is now a golden member holder

A status that has made her grow bolder

Is it boldness or sass

Sarah is now a golden member holder

A status that has made her grow bolder

Is it boldness or sass

Or maybe just a red ass

Sarah is now a golden member holder

A status that has made her grow bolder

Is it boldness or sass

Or maybe just a red ass

But the boys all get the cold shoulder.

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I once met a lady professor

I once met a lady professor

Who was quite a sensual dresser

Quote by heidi

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Sarah is now a golden member holder

I am afraid that my first thought WASN'T a Lush Gold membership since I just never know in what Heidi and Sarah may be engaging................. 😊

Quote by lynnwitt

I am afraid that my first thought WASN'T a Lush Gold membership since I just never know in what Heidi and Sarah may be engaging................. 😊

Just because I call her strappy Miss Goldy doesn't mean anything

I once met a lady professor

Who was quite a sensual dresser

Hidden under her desk

I once met a lady professor

Who was quite a sensual dresser

Hidden under her desk

Was something grotesque

I once met a lady professor

Who was quite a sensual dresser

Hidden under her desk

Was something grotesque

But it was just rob one of her lessor

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When Paige showed up Rob began to drool

When Paige showed up Rob began to drool

Clearly forgetting girlpile's golden rule

When Paige showed up Rob began to drool

Clearly forgetting girlpile's golden rule

The lastest draft is posted on the door

When Paige showed up Rob began to drool

Clearly forgetting girlpile's golden rule

The lastest draft is posted on the door

To read while pile lust doth soar

When Paige showed up Rob began to drool

Clearly forgetting girlpile's golden rule

The lastest draft is posted on the door

To read while pile lust doth soar

For the care and maintenance of one’s tool.

There once was a man from Sheboygan

There once was a man from Sheboygan

Walking about with his pants undone

There once was a man from Sheboygan

Walking about with his pants undone

Hoping to corrupt the nun

Well, valid, though unusual. AABBA, but nothing says A cannot equal B

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There once was a man from Sheboygan

Walking about with his pants undone

Hoping to corrupt the nun

Who would only outrun

There once was a man from Sheboygan

Walking about with his pants undone

Hoping to corrupt the nun

Who would only outrun

The man as he loaded his tiny 'gun'

(Sorry realised afterwards that the third line rhymed with the second.)

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Rope licks my dripping wet cunt

Rope licks my dripping cunt

Bringing forth a wail and grunt

Rope licks my dripping cunt

Bringing forth a wail and grunt

The butt plug shoving

Rope licks my dripping cunt

Bringing forth a wail and grunt

The butt plug shoving

And fingers plunging

Rope licks my dripping cunt

Bringing forth a wail and grunt

The butt plug shoving

And fingers plunging

for the SPOT she is on the hunt

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A cute buxom girl at the Bar

A cute buxom girl at the Bar

Had a naughty secret hidden in her star