LIMERICK GAME

Nude pictures the fellows would like

Of a dog perhaps riding a trike

No doubt they'd 'get off'

Reading Nabokov

Or contemplating Tina and Ike

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Aisle 7 has Ropes, Chains, and Lube

Aisle 7 has Ropes, Chains, and Lube

Sarah rates it better than youtube

Aisle 7 has Ropes, Chains, and Lube

Sarah rates it better than YouTube

For participant sports

Aisle 7 has Ropes, Chains, and Lube

Sarah rates it better than YouTube

For participant sports

For girls without shorts

Aisle 7 has Ropes, Chains, and Lube

Sarah rates it better than YouTube

For participant sports

For girls without shorts

Who are bored with Rubik's cube.

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My lover is knitting a sweater

My lover is knitting a sweater

With hair from an Irish Setter

My lover is knitting a sweater

With hair from an Irish Setter

It's a nice shade of red

My lover is knitting a sweater

With hair from an Irish Setter

It's a nice shade of red

But may well shed

My lover is knitting a sweater

With hair from an Irish Setter

It's a nice shade of red

But may well shed

Especially when I snuggle up to pet her

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A randy young wench name of Mora

A randy young wench name of Mora

Liked to have sex in the flora

A randy young wench name of Mora

Liked to have sex in the flora

Took a tumble in the weeds

A randy young wench name of Mora

Liked to have sex in the flora

Took a tumble in the weeds

To satisfy her needs

A randy young wench name of Mora

Liked to have sex in the flora

Took a tumble in the weeds

To satisfy her needs
With the aptly named Dora The Explorer.

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Young Betty Sue has a condition

Young Betty Sue has a condition

Which prevents all opposition

Young Betty Sue has a condition

Which prevents all opposition

She's forced to say "YES!"

Young Betty Sue has a condition

Which prevents all opposition

She's forced to say "YES!"

When asked to undress

Young Betty Sue has a condition

Which prevents all opposition

She's forced to say "YES!"

When asked to undress

And then to assume the position

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Nikki has tastes quite unique

Nikki has tastes quite unique

And she’s been known to give the boys a peek

Nikki has tastes quite unique

And she’s been known to give the boys a peek

Though a peek's all they get

Nikki has tastes quite unique

And she’s been known to give the boys a peek

Though a peek's all they get

'Cause she likes girls when they're wet

Nikki has tastes quite unique

And she’s been known to give the boys a peek

Though a peek's all they get

'Cause she likes girls when they're wet

And her tongue leaves them feeling quite weak

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Ann had a terrible job