LIMERICK GAME

Nude pictures the fellows would like

Of a dog perhaps riding a trike

No doubt they'd 'get off'

Reading Nabokov

Or contemplating Tina and Ike

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Aisle 7 has Ropes, Chains, and Lube

Aisle 7 has Ropes, Chains, and Lube

Sarah rates it better than youtube

Aisle 7 has Ropes, Chains, and Lube

Sarah rates it better than YouTube

For participant sports

Aisle 7 has Ropes, Chains, and Lube

Sarah rates it better than YouTube

For participant sports

For girls without shorts

Aisle 7 has Ropes, Chains, and Lube

Sarah rates it better than YouTube

For participant sports

For girls without shorts

Who are bored with Rubik's cube.

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My lover is knitting a sweater

My lover is knitting a sweater

With hair from an Irish Setter

My lover is knitting a sweater

With hair from an Irish Setter

It's a nice shade of red

My lover is knitting a sweater

With hair from an Irish Setter

It's a nice shade of red

But may well shed

My lover is knitting a sweater

With hair from an Irish Setter

It's a nice shade of red

But may well shed

Especially when I snuggle up to pet her

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A randy young wench name of Mora

A randy young wench name of Mora

Liked to have sex in the flora

A randy young wench name of Mora

Liked to have sex in the flora

Took a tumble in the weeds

A randy young wench name of Mora

Liked to have sex in the flora

Took a tumble in the weeds

To satisfy her needs

A randy young wench name of Mora

Liked to have sex in the flora

Took a tumble in the weeds

To satisfy her needs
With the aptly named Dora The Explorer.

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Young Betty Sue has a condition

Young Betty Sue has a condition

Which prevents all opposition

Young Betty Sue has a condition

Which prevents all opposition

She's forced to say "YES!"

Young Betty Sue has a condition

Which prevents all opposition

She's forced to say "YES!"

When asked to undress

Young Betty Sue has a condition

Which prevents all opposition

She's forced to say "YES!"

When asked to undress

And then to assume the position

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Nikki has tastes quite unique

Nikki has tastes quite unique

And she’s been known to give the boys a peek

Nikki has tastes quite unique

And she’s been known to give the boys a peek

Though a peek's all they get

Nikki has tastes quite unique

And she’s been known to give the boys a peek

Though a peek's all they get

'Cause she likes girls when they're wet

Nikki has tastes quite unique

And she’s been known to give the boys a peek

Though a peek's all they get

'Cause she likes girls when they're wet

And her tongue leaves them feeling quite weak

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Ann had a terrible job

Ann had a terrible job

With many a floor to swab

Ann had a terrible job

With many a floor to swab

All the worse 'cause she'd drip

Ann had a terrible job

With many a floor to swab

All the worse 'cause she'd drip

From pussy and nip

Ann had a terrible job

With many a floor to swab

All the worse 'cause she'd drip

From pussy and nip

Which had the attention of Rob

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Of sex she had never enough

Of sex she had never enough

So she liked to go 'round in the buff

Of sex she had never enough

So she liked to go 'round in the buff

With titties a-jiggling

Of sex she had never enough

So she liked to go 'round in the buff

With titties a-jiggling

And pussies soon tingling

Of sex she had never enough

So she liked to go 'round in the buff

With titties a-jiggling

And pussies soon tingling

And Sarah for kinky butt stuff.

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I know a reporter named Kent

I know a reporter named Kent

Who took Jimmy Olsen where're he went