A nasty young man name Harry
Tried to seduce a male actuary
He was gracefully declined
As he approached from behind
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A nasty young man name Harry
Tried to seduce a male actuary
He was gracefully declined
As he approached from behind
Which made him feel very contrary
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She felt the need for release
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She felt the need for release
Growing within was a beast
da Bear
She felt the need for release
Growing within was a beast
A gnawing desire
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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She felt the need for release
Growing within was a beast
A gnawing desire
'Twixt her legs a fire
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She felt the need for release
Growing within was a beast
A gnawing desire
'Twixt her legs a fire
Her orgasm disturbed the peace
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'Neath her skirt no panties she wore
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'Neath her skirt no panties she wore
Because she was terribly poor
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'Neath her skirt no panties she wore
Because she was terribly poor
So she made up a plan
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'Neath her skirt no panties she wore
Because she was terribly poor
So she made up a plan
To snag a rich man
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'Neath her skirt no panties she wore
Because she was terribly poor
So she made up a plan
To snag a rich man
And live s life of grandeur
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A fiesty girl from Singapore
da Bear
A feisty girl from Singapore
Who was sexy, but a terrible bore
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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A feisty young girl from Singapore
Who was sexy, but a terrible bore (1)
Liked getting and giving
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(1) Anything but!
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A feisty young girl from Singapore
Was anything but a terrible bore
Liked getting and giving
Plus sensuous living
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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A feisty young girl from Singapore
Was anything but a terrible bore
Liked getting and giving
Plus sensuous living
With an ass that you couldn't ignore.
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A dominant lady I dated
da Bear
A dominant lady I dated
Said penises are much overrated
Until she met one
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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A dominant lady I dated
Said penises are much overrated
Until she met one
Attached to a nun
da Bear
A dominant lady I dated
Said penises are much overrated
Until she met one
Attached to a nun
And so fell in love, and they mated
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A trip to the moon on gossamer wings
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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A trip to the moon on gossamer wings
Discovered a race of unusual beings
Both men and chicks
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A trip to the moon on gossamer wings
Discovered a race of unusual beings
Both men and chicks
And humanoids with dicks
da Bear
Quote by lynnwitt
"Chicks"? Really?
Sure – the yellow fuzzy kind that go "cheep cheep"
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A trip to the moon on gossamer wings
Discovered a race of unusual beings
Both men and chicks
And humanoids with dicks
That together did unpublishable things!
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An adventuresome girl named Maria
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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"Chicks"? Really?
Get over it. I was being rhyme-friendly.
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An adventuresome girl named Maria
Gave all her dates gonorrhoea
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An adventuresome girl named Maria
Gave all her dates gonorrhea
Word got around
So no partner be found
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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An adventuresome girl named Maria
Gave all her dates gonorrhea
Word got around
So no partner be found
Until I took a chance on her rear.
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A housewife I've known for a while
da Bear
A housewife I've known for a while
Liked to wear socks argyle
Atop nothing at all
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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A housewife I've known for a while
Liked to wear socks argyle
Atop nothing at all
To see what would befall