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LIMERICK GAME

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A) My doctor said I have a rash
A) To fix it he needed more cash
B) But since I had none
B) I suggested some fun
A) Spread my legs and offered my gash.



It rhymes, sorry.
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A) My red rash has now gone away
A)
B)
B)
A)
Quantum Tease
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A) My red rash has now gone away
A) And away I hope it will stay
B)
B)
A)
Lurker
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A) My red rash has now gone away
A) And away I hope it will stay
B) My life is much better
B) 
A) 
Lurker
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A) My red rash has now gone away
A) And away I hope it will stay
B) My life is much better
B) No need for my sweater
A)
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A) My red rash has now gone away
A) And away I hope it will stay
B) My life is much better
B) No need for my sweater
A) As long as it stay that way


A) Watching the lady as she strum
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A) Watching the lady as she strum
A) While she plays with her drum
Lurker
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A) Watching the lady as she strum
A) While she plays with her drum
B) Two syllables she missed
B)
A)
Lurker
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A) Watching the lady as she strum
A) While she plays with her drum
B) Two syllables she missed
B) Now embarrassed and pissed
A)
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A) Watching the lady as she strum
A) While she plays with her drum
B) Two syllables she missed
B) Now embarrassed and pissed
A) So I don't think that she's gonna cum
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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A) A lady who needed a rutt
A)
B)
B)
A)
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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A) A lady who needed a rutt
A) Meant a guy who had but one nut
B)
B)
A)
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A) A lady who needed a rutt
A) Meant a guy who had but one nut
B) Poker took it away
B)
A)
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A) A lady who needed a rutt
A) Meant a guy who had but one nut
B) Poker took it away
B) And went to the bay
A)
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A) A lady who needed a rutt
A) Meant a guy who had but one nut
B) Poker took it away
B) And went to the bay
A) Where she bent down and offered her butt
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Mr P didn't leave a new one, so.....

A) Her butt was not all that small
A)
B)
B)
A)
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A) Her butt was not all that small
A) But he didn't fit in at all
B)
B)
A)
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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A) Her butt was not all that small
A) But he didn't fit in at all
B) She lubed him up well
B)
A)
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A) Her butt was not all that small
A) But he didn't fit in at all
B) She lubed him up well
B) And muttered a spell
A)
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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A) Her butt was not all that small
A) But he didn't fit in at all
B) She lubed him up well
B) And muttered a spell
A) As she held on tight to the wall

NEXT:

A) He danced with a shapely young lass
A)
B)
B)
A)
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A) He danced with a shapely young lass
A) Floating barefooted over the grass
B)
B)
A)
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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A) He danced with a shapely young lass
A) Floating barefooted over the grass
B) No music was needed
B)
A)
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A) He danced with a shapely young lass
A) Floating barefooted over the grass
B) No music was needed
B) As they flew past unheeded
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A) He danced with a shapely young lass
A) Floating barefooted over the grass
B) No music was needed
B) As they flew past unheeded
A) Fueled by his backed up gas
( Next person can start one smile
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A) Dry wit will get my attention
A)
B)
B)
A)
Quantum Tease
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A) Dry wit will get my attention
A) Of sex, don't make any mention
B)
B)
A)
Lurker
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A) Dry wit will get my attention
A) Of sex, don't make any mention
B) If it's that you don't like
B)
A)
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A) Dry wit will get my attention
A) Of sex, don't make any mention
B) If it's that you don't like
B) I'll just go for a bike
A)
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A) Dry wit will get my attention
A) Of sex, don't make any mention
B) If it's that you don't like
B) I'll just go for a bike
A) Good choice for baby prevention