LIMERICK GAME

She loved sixty-nine the best

With it she was quite obsessed

She loved sixty-nine the best

With it she was quite obsessed

She liked the taste

She loved sixty-nine the best

With it she was quite obsessed

She liked the taste

Of a pussy so placed

She loved sixty-nine the best

With it she was quite obsessed

She liked the taste

Of a pussy so placed

So in her tongue she pressed

..

And that started ‘em both shaking

And that started 'em both shaking

Clearly there was no faking

And that started 'em both shaking

Clearly there was no faking

One came with a moan

And that started 'em both shaking

Clearly there was no faking

One came with a moan

And paid off her loan

And that started 'em both shaking

Clearly there was no faking

One came with a moan

And paid off her loan

In their orgy of lovemaking

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By the pond lay the water nymph, nude

By the pond lay the water nymph, nude

Both cheeks of her ass were tattooed

By the pond lay the water nymph, nude

Both cheeks of her ass were tattooed

Her legs opened wide

By the pond lay the water nymph, nude

Both cheeks of her ass were tattooed

Her legs opened wide

So that a passing satyr spied

By the pond lay the water nymph, nude

Both cheeks of her ass were tattooed

Her legs opened wide

So that a passing satyr spied

A spot for a hot interlude.

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A horny bi-sexual named Dan

A horny bi-sexual named Dan

Met a Lesbian Domme named Ann

A horny bi-sexual named Dan

Met a Lesbian Domme named Ann

They agreed on a plan

A horny bi-sexual named Dan

Met a Lesbian Domme named Ann

They agreed on a plan

Involving a hose and a fan

A horny bi-sexual named Dan

Met a Lesbian Domme named Ann

They agreed on a plan

Involving a hose and a fan

And a Mullah from Afghanistan.

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"I forgot to wear panties," said Jane

"I forgot to wear panties," said Jane

Looking on the floor at the stain

"I forgot to wear panties," said Jane

Looking on the floor at the stain

Girl goo was there

"I forgot to wear panties," said Jane

Looking on the floor at the stain

Girl goo was there

Mixed with tiny pubic hair

"I forgot to wear panties," said Jane

Looking on the floor at the stain

Girl goo was there

Mixed with tiny pubic hair

And the snout of a horny Great Dane.

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A geisha in olden Japan

A geisha in olden Japan

Rubbed up against a mailman

A geisha in olden Japan

Rubbed up against a mailman

And said, "Deliver THIS letter"

A geisha in olden Japan

Rubbed up against a mailman

And said, "Deliver THIS letter"

"And I'll make you feel better"

A geisha in olden Japan

Rubbed up against a mailman

And said, "Deliver THIS letter"

"And I'll make you feel better"

But then she whacked his pecker with her fan!

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A milkmaid down in Peru

A milkmaid down in Peru
Had two friends to milk and to screw

A milkmaid down in Peru

Had two friends to milk and to screw

Both at once she tried

A milkmaid down in Peru

Had two friends to milk and to screw

Both at once she tried

To get her tongue inside

A milkmaid down in Peru

Had two friends to milk and to screw

Both at once she tried

To get her tongue inside

Of one while the other's tongue got inside her, too!

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A nasty young man name of Harry

A nasty young man name of Harry

Tried to seduce a male actuary

A nasty young man name Harry

Tried to seduce a male actuary

He was gracefully declined