LIMERICK GAME

She stood there, tied up and nude

And I, not wanting to be rude

Tried not to stare

At her snow capped pair

She stood there, tied up and nude

And I, not wanting to be rude

Tried not to stare

At her snow capped pair

And said, “Would you like to be screwed?”

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She said she was more than willing

She said she was more than willing

But one thing there was quite chilling

She said she was more than willing

But one thing there was quite chilling

Request denied while tied

She said she was more than willing

But one thing there was quite chilling

Request denied while tied

For "that spot" is classified

She said she was more than willing

But one thing there was quite chilling

Request denied while tied

For "that spot" is classified

Yes, he said with a smile, it’s thrilling

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She sat at the piano caressing the keys

She sat at the piano caressing the keys

While Abigail knelt there just 'twixt her knees

She sat at the piano caressing the keys

While Abigail knelt there just 'twixt her knees

She pounded the keys, the music it thundered

She sat at the piano caressing the keys

While Abigail knelt there just 'twixt her knees

She pounded the keys, the music it thundered

What will be next, she naughtily wondered

She sat at the piano caressing the keys

While Abigail knelt there just 'twixt her knees

She pounded the keys, the music it thundered

What will be next, she naughtily wondered

For Abigail certainly knew how to please

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Abigail loved music, and out came her tongue

Abigail loved music, and out came her tongue

To tickle and tease rising rung by rung

Abigail loved music, and out came her tongue

To tickle and tease rising rung by rung

Then she reached a high coda

Abigail loved music, and out came her tongue

To tickle and tease rising rung by rung

Then she reached a high coda

And sprayed like a shaken soda

Abigail loved music, and out came her tongue

To tickle and tease rising rung by rung

Then she reached a high coda

And sprayed like a shaken soda

And felt that her instrument was unstrung

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She came with a soprano's high C

She came with a soprano's high C

Squirting down to her knee

She came with a soprano's high C

Squirting down to her knee

Then sucked into her throat

She came with a soprano's high C

Squirting down to her knee

Then sucked into her throat

The milk from a goat

She came with a soprano's high C

Squirting down to her knee

Then sucked into her throat

The milk from a goat

She was glad it wasn’t pee

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He’s pulling his willie and wailing

He’s pulling his willie and wailing
Cause his willie's in need of descaling

He’s pulling his willie and wailing
Cause his willie's in need of descaling

A load flies in the air

He’s pulling his willie and wailing

Cause his willie's in need of descaling

A load flies in the air

And lands in his hair

He’s pulling his willie and wailing

Cause his willie's in need of descaling

A load flies in the air

And lands in his hair

The driving examiner tells him "You're failing."

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A sprightly old lady from Spain

A sprightly old lady from Spain

Wanted wild sex on a plane

A sprightly old lady from Spain

Wanted wild sex on a plane

They hit an air pocket

A sprightly old lady from Spain

Wanted wild sex on a plane

They hit an air pocket

She went off like a rocket

A sprightly old lady from Spain

Wanted wild sex on a plane

They hit an air pocket

She went off like a rocket

And sprayed a lot like Champagne

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Her tastes were indeed exotic

Her tastes were indeed exotic

She liked everything robotic

Her tastes were indeed exotic

She liked everything robotic

No need for a man

Her tastes were indeed exotic

She liked everything robotic

No need for a man

For a high-tech Gran

Her tastes were indeed exotic

She liked everything robotic

No need for a man

For a high-tech Gran

Women found her hypnotic

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She loved sixty-nine the best