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A) A girl with big boobs said to me
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A) A girl with big boobs said to me
A) You ever had sex in a tree?
B)
B)
A)
Lurker
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A) A girl with big boobs said to me
A) You ever had sex in a tree?
B) Shook my head that I'd not
B)
A)
Lurker
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A) A girl with big boobs said to me
A) You ever had sex in a tree?
B) Shook my head that I'd not
B) She then showed me her twat
A)
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A) A girl with big boobs said to me
A) You ever had sex in a tree?
B) Shook my head that I'd not
B) She then showed me her twat
A) And she taught me how hot it could be
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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A) A young man with a dick like a horse
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B)
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A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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A) A girl with big boobs said to me
A) You ever had sex in a tree?
B) Shook my head that I'd not
B) She then showed me her twat
A) I climbed up and fucked her with glee.
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Quote by patokl
A) A girl with big boobs said to me
A) You ever had sex in a tree?
B) Shook my head that I'd not
B) She then showed me her twat
A) And she taught me how hot it could be



OH, GOOD ONE!!!

One too many syllables, but it works.

=d>
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A) A young man with a dick like a horse
A) Found no one to have intercourse
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B)
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A) A man with a dick like a horse
A) Found no one to have intercourse
B)
B)
A
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A) A man with a dick like a horse
A) Found no one to have intercourse
B) He then dug a deep hole
B)
A
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A) A man with a dick like a horse
A) Found no one to have intercourse
B) He then dug a deep hole
B) suddenly came out a mole
A
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A) A man with a dick like a horse
A) Found no one to have intercourse
B) He then dug a deep hole
B) suddenly came out a mole
A) That lunged at the guy with full force.
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A) She's Betty or Shelia to me
A) The gal's from Down Under you see
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A) She's Betty or Shelia to me
A) The gal's from Down Under you see
B) She's quite partial to sin
B)
A)
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A) She's Betty or Shelia to me
A) The gal's from Down Under you see
B) She's quite partial to sin
B) With strong spirits within
A)
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A) She's Betty or Shelia to me
A) The gal's from Down Under you see
B) She's quite partial to sin
B) With strong spirits within
A) So she always drinks here for free.
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A) Is it love that you're looking for?
A) Perhaps lust's brought you to my door
B)
B)
A)
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A) Is it love that you're looking for?
A) Perhaps lust's brought you to my door
B) Doesn't matter to me
B) I'm quite horny you see
A)
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A) Is it love that you're looking for?
A) Perhaps lust's brought you to my door
B) Doesn't matter to me
B) I'm quite horny you see
A) We can screw right here on the floor!
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A) I'm playing with myself again
A) For me it's some kind of a zen
B)
B)
A)
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A) I'm playing with myself again
A) For me it's some kind of a zen
B) I can rhyme very fast
B)
A)
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A) I'm playing with myself again
A) For me it's some kind of a zen
B) I can rhyme very fast
B) When my patience don't last
A)
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A) I'm playing with myself again
A) For me it's some kind of a zen
B) I can rhyme very fast
B) But my patience won't last
A) It's a problem we have, us men.
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A) I still wait for someone's reply
A) Feel hung out in order to dry
B) My words are still drippin'
B) My keyboard's still rippin'
A) But I'll shut down and go bye-bye.

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A) Screw it! I still have more to say!
A) I've come here to verbally play
B) But my eyes are shutting
B) To dream about putting
A) 'cause the Masters begins today.
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All her sentences carefully worded
Perfect English, even when she flirted
Until, one day, she came
And then to her real shame
She said FUCK! So loud everyone heard it
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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A) Her pussy is better than most
A) He wished he was able to boast
B) That he filled her up then
B) With his hard-on of ten
A) But four’s all he’s got for his host.
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A) Sex with a big man is not free
A) Get pregnant and then you will see
B) He may stretch you quite wide
B) Birth will change you inside
A) When you laugh you’ll always go pee