I ended up with an older woman at a club last night, she looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.
In fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit (well more than a bit), we had a snuggle, and she asked me if I ever had a "sportsman double"?
"Whats that?" I asked.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
"Oh," I said as my mind began to embrace the idea. "No, I haven't."
And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place and walked in hoping for the best night of my life.
She puts on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom, you still awake?"