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Ladies - get your very own well made male!

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Wow, they all look thrilling........... not
Hold on... I think I need a bucket
Too Funny...
Algol
Most of those pics look like mug shots!
After seeing this,,, My self esteem is definately back!
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After seeing this,,, My self esteem is definately back!



Mine is too. LOL
Carpe Diem

Red out
I'll take the meth addict in dungarees. It will be an improvement from the usual ones I date
Now I have seen it all! LMAO!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
look! It's an family reunion! Come one! Come all! Pick out you're next husband!
Wow! Um.... I think I'll just stay single if thats the guys that are avalible. *shudders*
If you scroll to the bottom there is a box to click on that says:

Not Into Husbands? Search Mail Order Brides.

Seems like a good option in this case. (Kinda scared to click on it though...)
And who wouldn't want a Parolee Bride? Imagine the honeymoon on house arrest. Besides, ankle tracking devices are SEXY!! Oh wait, I live within 1200 ft of a school. Well, there goes that idea, lol.