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Keep it unrelated!
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Monkeys fling poo
Fancy Schmancy
Question: What do you put in iced tea to make an Arnold Palmer?
Answer (by my mother): A golf ball?
Answer (by my mother): A golf ball?
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Were you born in June?
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Someone sat on the bag of potato chips.
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
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Don't poke the bear!
Fancy Schmancy
My mother: "I don't care if we have bats nesting in the eaves, I just don't want them pooping on the porch"
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Don't eat the cucumbers.. there's no telling where they've been!
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Surely you can't be serious!... I am serious.. and don't call me Shirley.
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It's raining outside so take an umbrella with you.
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
Una chica rubia caliente
Most plush toys come with a care label, and that should be reviewed to determine the appropriate cleaning procedure.
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Does anyone here actually keep 99 bottles of beer on their wall?
Fancy Schmancy
That wasn't the fax machine, that was the shredder.
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Is "Great Balls of Fire" a song about jock itch?
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No.....it's a guy called Martin who used to play rugby
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
Fancy Schmancy
My dad: "Why do I have to wash the glass if I just drank water out of it?"
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My straightjacket is too tight...
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I love Maria Bamford, Judy Tenuta, and Rita Rudner.
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Broadsword calling Danny Boy..............Broadsword calling Danny Boy
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
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Let's howl at the moon tonight!
Fancy Schmancy
I'm out of bubblegum.