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Do you call an overweight fortune-teller a Large Medium?
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Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
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The crocodile drank my coffee and it now very jittery!
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I keep mixing up my good and bad socks.
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The band is playing the last song.
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Diet Coke is gone and all that's left is Diet Pepsi. 
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Autobots Transform! And Roll out!
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I'll take a half-pound of turkey breast, sliced thin, a third of a pound of potato salad, and can I taste the cole slaw?
[I love this thread and couldn't find it for a while!]
[I love this thread and couldn't find it for a while!]
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Quote by LaylaJune
I'll take a half-pound of turkey breast, sliced thin, a third of a pound of potato salad, and can I taste the cole slaw?
[I love this thread and couldn't find it for a while!]
(I do too! When I saw it on a recently added friend's page, I knew it was a good one to revive. The last post before then had been about 2 years ago!)
More Turducken please!
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Enjoy 12 of our favorite quesadilla recipes for a south-of-the-border meal you won't soon forget.
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Happy Hump Day!
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Does anyone know if Enzo Stuarti played the North Shore Music Tent in 1970?
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Down! Set! Hike!
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Did anyone bring in the mail?
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Do I feel feverish to you?
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My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
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Is "A Shooting Star at Midnight" about me?
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Peach cobbler with ice cream is for dessert.
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
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Did you get all the toothpaste out of the tube?
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The garbage man dropped my trash can.
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
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Put the baseball bat down, please.
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My iron burned a hole in my skirt.
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
Una chica rubia caliente
I love dogs and cats, but I don't want to be the girl who says, 'I'm going to Brussels for a while; can you take care of Poochie?'