How do tornadoes know where all the trailer parks are?
Why are flat tyres only flat on the bottom?
the ladies room sure seems to be attracting a lot of manginas these days.
My cat can be a PITA at times
I havent had a Kebab for ages
They say it may snow tonight!
Netflix should be the next President of the United States.
Life is but a purple antelope on a field of tuna fish.
Can anyone tell me what time it is on Mars?
If the shoe fits.... put it on and go for a walk.
Purple hurts my hands and feet.
Aren't the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles senior citizens by now?
Who put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop?
The Lush Patch... now available for those hoping to fight their addiction to Lush.
The tree outside my balcony is dead
clinton or trump? i think we should elect monica, she got the job done when hilary couldn't.g9C78UrcYyY8DbLI
i can't decide between riding boots or booties.
I need to take a long S-L-O-W shower???
I should really have some breakfast.
If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
Real Girls are Never Perfect & Perfect girls are never real.
What is the meaning of life and what does peanut butter have to do with it?
This TV programme is boring
i wish candy corn m&m's were out year round.
You will never find yourself in an empty room.