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Keep it unrelated!
Active Ink Slinger
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I like pasta,
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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Quote by Jonathans_Fantasies
Ice cream ain't got no bones!
This made me laugh out loud.
I don't kill spiders. Or ladybugs. All other insects are fair game.
Active Ink Slinger
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Why are flat tyres only flat on the bottom?
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Weaver of Words
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the ladies room sure seems to be attracting a lot of manginas these days.
Unfuckwithable
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The Sun came out today
Weaver of Words
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My cat can be a PITA at times
Unfuckwithable
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I havent had a Kebab for ages
Active Ink Slinger
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They say it may snow tonight!
Unfuckwithable
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Oh look...Unicorns!
Chat Moderator
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Netflix should be the next President of the United States.
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Can anyone tell me what time it is on Mars?
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If the shoe fits.... put it on and go for a walk.
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Aren't the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles senior citizens by now?
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The Lush Patch... now available for those hoping to fight their addiction to Lush.
Weaver of Words
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The tree outside my balcony is dead
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Congrats Cubbies!
Blonde Ginger
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clinton or trump? i think we should elect monica, she got the job done when hilary couldn't.g9C78UrcYyY8DbLI
Active Ink Slinger
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I need to take a long S-L-O-W shower???
Weaver of Words
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I should really have some breakfast.
Active Ink Slinger
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If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
Real Girls are Never Perfect & Perfect girls are never real.
Active Ink Slinger
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What is the meaning of life and what does peanut butter have to do with it?
Rebel just for kicks
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This TV programme is boring
