I got my first story posted
Shadrach, Mesach, and Abednigo
Why isn't David Hasselhof going for a sex change?
Snuggle up Aussies, the Antarctic Vortex is about to sweep through!
Did you look under the bed?
Did you check the air filter?
Water in a swimming pool is always colder after a rain.
Ayres' Rock is among the oldest exposed outcroppings on Earth.
Phonophobia is the fear of loud noises.
If at first you don't succeed.. then maybe skydiving isn't for you.
See a penny pick it up... unless it's on the freeway, then don't do that!
I rode a Palomino and then came out in a rash
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Ice cream ain't got no bones!
I'm going on the crazy train with Ozzy then be a freak like me with Lzzy Hale
Wanting to ride my horse this week
Kiss Kiss Jeanie {}{}
Walk on the beach bare footed
Peanut butter and banana sandwiches!
This is my first post in this thread
I must use that mango body scrub this morning
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
"Ah th..th..th..th..that's all folks"
There is always more bacon. BACON!