Now, then, as I was saying... Oh Look! A squirrel....!
Or it might have been π
Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
Masturbation is a very common behavior, even among people who have a sex partner. In one national study, 95% of males and 89% of females reported that they have masturbated. Masturbation is the first sexual act experienced by most males and females.
All children's first solid food is dirt.
In the words of Harpo Marx, 'I have nothing to say'
"He's as cool as the other side of the pillow."
Some cows are very dangerous, especially the bull.... hahaha that's for you my cowgirl :P
Shannon's full of fun facts.. oh wait, is that related? The cow won't give me my milk.
This burrito is so spicy it is making my eyeballs sweat
In a group of 23 randomly-chosen people, the probability that two will share the same birth month and day is about 50%.
The standard atomic weight of bismuth is 208.98040.
Ask not what your Lush can do for you... ask what you can do for your Lush.
Walking the streets after midnight.
Wilbert Robinson and Rennie Stennett are the only Major League baseball players to go 7 for 7 in a nine-inning game.
Take 2 and call me in the morning
a night walk on a remote beach. just the stars, moon, waves, sand, and someone special
"Beren" and "Luthien" are inscribed, along with their real names, on the tombstone of JRR Tolkien and his wife, Edith.
Getting on a plane and flying to Texas..
The mouse has eaten the cheese....
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
Pyrex glass cannot be recycled.