A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from New Mexico, walks into a bar and orders three frosty mugs of Coors banquet beer. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he walks back up to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug of beer goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our folk's ranch in New Mexico, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day a few years down the road, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I several others here, just wanted to offer our condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I recently joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
"Hasn't affected my brothers though."
Constant Gardener
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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