Introducing Mr. Mike Ockfits and his beautiful wife Annick.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i Ladies and gentlemen. Let me present Mr and Mrs Bee. As yet we don't know whether their daughter, May, will be joining us.
Making her debut at Court, may I present Miss Polly Shinn-Nobbes and her Aunt, Mrs. Betty Cumsafore-Eyedoo.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
Time to welcome the well known contortionist Isaac Mycock
A clutch of new arrivals. Mr Way, with his smelly wife, Vera. Welcome to the Zings and their talented daughter, Amy. And finally here is Mrs and Mrs Pell. They have chosen to come with just one of their many similar kids, Sam.
we are pleased to introduce the 2 gay dentists Ben Dover & Phil McCavity
Please give a big welcome to Mr and Mrs B'Stard with their son Robin and their Chinese nephew Fu Kin.
Sean Combs and littleKim red carpet
No you're not. Can't make any sense out of FrankWhite's post.
I puzzled over it too. Makes as much sense as the tights he's wearing.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
Welcome Mr Nicks and, walking a little awkwardly, his wife, Sandi.
Please welc.......where'd they go?..............Oh, never mind, they'll be back soon....Ladies and Gentleman, Wanda Doff.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
please welcome Mr and Mrs Fiddler and introducing their daughter Fanny
Here's Mr and Mrs Onywerway and their son Colin, who as requested just popped in as he was passing.
After the highs its back to earth with Perry Shute
Welcome to Mr and Mrs D'Ardise. And looking like a chip off the old block, their son, Stan.
My lords, laydees and gentle folk..please raise your glasses to Mr and Mrs Cherry and their son Buster
From America, it's Mr and Mrs Sardowne and their unlucky son, Chip.
A warm welcome to Mr and Mrs narsewaits and their gorgeous daughter Hera
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i And now from Ireland, The O'Furniture family, with their daughter who sits outside all day...Patty
Please welcome now those famous Hillbillies and their lovely daughter, Beverley.
And all the way from Greece, Mr and Mrs Tubbiz and their son, Telly.
Please welcome Mr. and Mrs. Tits and their daughter Saggy
May I introduce Mr. And Mrs. Schitz and their grandson "Little Stinky"!
Please welcome Dr. and Mrs. Shit and their son Little
Please welcome Mr and Mrs Balls and son Sack
Please welcome Mr. and Mrs. Hole and their son Ass
Welcome to Ambassador and Mrs Ho and their son Bung
And here come Mr and Mrs Bater and their son Master Bater.
