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A big hand please for Mr and Mrs Jumper and their sons Willie and Woolly.
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INVITATION TO THE BALL
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Now please welcome Lord and Lady Nutherthing and their lovely daughter Anna.
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And remain standing please for Mr and Mrs Benedict and their secret agent son who wishes to be known as Mr X.
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And please welcome Mr and Mrs Pressure and their son Pierre.
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And welcome, please, the esteemed Lady Chatterly and her Lover 
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Hands together now for Mr and Mrs Norder and their daughter Laura
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And remain standing please for Mr and Mrs Pididiot and their son Stu
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Please welcome Mr and Mrs Rection and their son Ivan.E.
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Hands together now for Mr and Mrs Tupper and their son Pushy.
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Please welcome Mrs McCaverty and her obliging son Phil
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Please welcome Mr and Mrs Tuppa and their son Slippy.
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Please welcome mr and Mrs hunt and their son Isaac
(Sorry if that's a bit too much)
(Sorry if that's a bit too much)
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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And a warm welcome to Mrs Koksgood and her daughter Annie.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Presenting Mr. & Mrs Hand, and their son Dick N. Hand
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A big hand for Mr & Mrs Hunt and their happy son....Mike
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Milords, Ladies, Gentlemen and Lulu...please welcome to the festivities Mr. and Mrs. Nonnyscock and their daughter Bobbie.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
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Lords, Laydees and Gentlefolk..I am pleased to announce the arrival of Mr & Mrs Fucku..and their daughter Ivana...
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Pray silence, and welcome Mister Swollocks and his good lady wife, Betty.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
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Please be upstanding for Mr and Mrs Felterbush and their daughter Cindy
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Please welcome Mr. and Mrs. Cox and their son Dixon
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Introducing Mr and Mrs Heiman and their son, Buster.
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Pleased to announce Mr & Mrs Litt and their son Mike
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Announcing Mr and Mrs Sider and their son Justin
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Show due deference for Mrs and Mrs Upp and their son, Hans
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Welcome Mr an Mrs Swallow and their son Kanye
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Say hello to Mr Papers and his scandalous wife Cindy.
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And welcome those famous criminal masterminds, Mrs and Mrs Act, along with their less successful daughter, Courtney.
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Welcome to Mr. Style and his lovely fiancee Miss Yonairy!
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce Mr Gammy and one of his many wives, Polly
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And here are Mrs and Mrs Thyme. We were expecting someone else too, but - oh here he is! Their son, Justin!