Innuendos

11 Jan 2011

What's your favorite sexual innuendo?

11 Jan 2011

I really worked it hard tonight... ( in reference to being at gym)

11 Jan 2011

You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.

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11 Jan 2011

Please allow me to stick my dick in your ear so you can hear where I am cumming from

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

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11 Jan 2011

Quote by Dudealicious
Please allow me to stick my dick in your ear so you can hear where I am cumming from

hahaha

11 Jan 2011

Open your mouth and say AHHHHHHHHH

11 Jan 2011

Bend over and assume the position

11 Jan 2011

Quote by Henry
What's your favorite sexual innuendo?

"Sometimes is just hard."

11 Jan 2011

FCK the only thing missing is U

11 Jan 2011

my dick is dirty and needs to shower in your pussy.

11 Jan 2011

You've been a bad girl. Now go to my room.

12 Jan 2011

These are some very interesting responses. However, it's not really what I meant. Wikipedia defines sexual innuendos or double entendre as:

The term sexual innuendo has acquired a specific meaning, namely that of a "risque" double entendre by playing on a possibly sexual interpretation of an otherwise innocent uttering. For example: "We need to go deeper" can be seen as both a request for further inquiry on any given issue, or as a hint at desire for sexual intercourse.

For example, a high school girls soccer team got into hot water for shirts that said something like girl soccer players like deep penetration.

12 Jan 2011

Oh, like this....

12 Jan 2011

A weather quickie???

Hehehe

12 Jan 2011

I especially like the part about, "sitting there unloading on you."

12 Jan 2011

Quote by Henry
These are some very interesting responses. However, it's not really what I meant. Wikipedia defines sexual innuendos or double entendre as:

The term sexual innuendo has acquired a specific meaning, namely that of a "risque" double entendre by playing on a possibly sexual interpretation of an otherwise innocent uttering. For example: "We need to go deeper" can be seen as both a request for further inquiry on any given issue, or as a hint at desire for sexual intercourse.

For example, a high school girls soccer team got into hot water for shirts that said something like girl soccer players like deep penetration.

SO ,.... you mean like:

Firemen do it better as they have longer hoses??

or ...