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What's your favorite sexual innuendo?
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What's your favorite sexual innuendo?


"Sometimes is just hard."
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These are some very interesting responses. However, it's not really what I meant. Wikipedia defines sexual innuendos or double entendre as:

The term sexual innuendo has acquired a specific meaning, namely that of a "risque" double entendre by playing on a possibly sexual interpretation of an otherwise innocent uttering. For example: "We need to go deeper" can be seen as both a request for further inquiry on any given issue, or as a hint at desire for sexual intercourse.

For example, a high school girls soccer team got into hot water for shirts that said something like girl soccer players like deep penetration.
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Oh, like this....


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A weather quickie???

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I especially like the part about, "sitting there unloading on you."
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Quote by Henry
These are some very interesting responses. However, it's not really what I meant. Wikipedia defines sexual innuendos or double entendre as:

The term sexual innuendo has acquired a specific meaning, namely that of a "risque" double entendre by playing on a possibly sexual interpretation of an otherwise innocent uttering. For example: "We need to go deeper" can be seen as both a request for further inquiry on any given issue, or as a hint at desire for sexual intercourse.

For example, a high school girls soccer team got into hot water for shirts that said something like girl soccer players like deep penetration.


SO ,.... you mean like:

Firemen do it better as they have longer hoses??

or ...
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""would you like to have some juice? or milk? "



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