Everyone buys greetings cards: Happy Birthday, Get Well Soon or Sorry You're Leaving. But what about the niche, lesser known and celebrated occasions and reasons for sending a card?
I'd like to see what some of the most inappropriate and "out of left field" cards we can come up with.
Such as: Congratulations on having your Murder charge reduced to Manslaughter!
Congratulations on Receiving An IRS Audit!
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Get (a) well soon - and get off the city water supply!
THANK YOU for your last payment ( a year ago)
good night, the hydro service
Congratulations on your 85th birthday
-- EasyRest Funeral Home
Happy Roasting, from Ray and Max
I am happy to see you leaving... I feel sorry for your future coworkers
Congratulations, on your first gang bang