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If you met the person above in a dark alley...

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Jam_Wil_Mac
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Quote by NickiC


We would buy black market truffles for our party. Sssh.


Nah, Scooby snacks and Popeye spinach.
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pass by him quietly
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Offers her a puppy treat
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Make sure he was not tangled up around anything.
sweetaz
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Ask If he needs a hand to handle that mischievous pup then help to find his owner, otherwise offer to take him home
Jam_Wil_Mac
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Ironically, I'd take her home, too... Different end result, though.
sweetaz
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How can a man with the Tardis get himself lost so often??? Rejig that machine homeward bound smile
Jam_Wil_Mac
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Set my sonic screwdriver on her clit
sweetaz
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Hahaha takes that sonic screwdriver and pushes him back into the Tardis ... hehehe its mine
Jam_Wil_Mac
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WTF??? One of my two hearts is having palpitations... Fucking kiwi!!!

Goes back in time ties her up to TARDIS' console and reclaims screwdriver.
sweetaz
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You know how I rejig the Tardis ... well that part of history was wiped ... YES the screwdriver is mine all mine


Ill send you back to happier times with me no memory of you losing your driver
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Slide quietly by in the shadows.
SubmissiveAngel
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Ask her where she gets her hair done...so pretty!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
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(Most of the time I do it myself. My hands are now peroxide resistant.)


Point to a shadowy corner and say, "Chrissy! Over there. I have something to show you..."
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I don't need a dark alley to do what I intended to do to her gorgeous body!
sweetaz
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turns the remaining street light lamp off ... for your privacy smile
sweetaz
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Times up girls ... goes looking to see who else lurks in the shadows
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Jump out of shadows, and make her jump
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Escort her to a club for drinking and chatting - maybe some dancing too
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Walk him home and if needed, fight off anyone who attacks him!
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M'Dear, it's the gentleman who protects the lady - and you would be more than safe in my company
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Hide her from Ginger
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Hide Tami from an irate ginger in my heaving bosom
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Kiss and suck her heaving bosoms
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Take her to Maisie's place and leave her there ;)
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Swoon and swide gwacefuwwy to the fwoor ending up in a vewwy vuwnewabwe position
(keeping a hand clamped to Tami's head all the while...well, I'm not passing THAT up!!!)


edit : Damn you Jason!!!
my heaving bosom will have to heave ho and find another lusty young maid to be a-heaving at
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Hey Jason I am in the alley to

Ok Cindy heave this wsy
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Mmmmm Maisey and Cindy, I surrender