upon hearing the noise produced by running heels I turn see the girls running towards me actually not me but the shoe store im standing in front ....without hesitation I open the door to let them in. the silence is deafening the alley wakens hmmm lets see what else comes out.
My breath is sore in my throat and my heart rate quickens. I now completely wish I wasn't carrying this rugby ball. I think to myself, this is commitment to the game, as I am powerfully and violently tackled to the ground by the kiwi raiding her opposition for the ball 30 minutes after the game has ended.
I would quickly don my All Blacks t-shirt and take her by the arm!
sees the jersey thinking YES ITS RICHIE MCCAW ... sees you pulls you back throws you against the wall gives you a kiss as I lift off the jersey ... only a kiwi wears this as I puts it on. Come on hero I'll buy you a beer
Take advantage of Nikki
again
Ask her is this is the way to the Strip club and invite her along.
Say, The strip club's over this way dude. C'mon! Bring your friend!
Ok but have to bring Sweetelle or she will get jealous.
Well I hope they got males on the line up too boys ... otherwise how boring would that be for me ... ok ill make sure they have a good supply of tissues to mop up your drool. Who has the flashlight? need to get our sorry arses out of here!
Its ok Taz I carry a gun, you hold the light on him. Oh any one got some 1 dollar bills
Sweetaz: "Who are you....?"
Stranger: "You know me"
Sweetaz: *GASPS* "I do...?"
Stranger: "Yes. Batman."
Sweetaz: *TRIES TO CONTROL BREATHING* "I thought I recognised the costume."
Batman: "It's not a costume! It is a suit to take vengeance and seduce sexy New Zealand women!!"
OMG Harry quick the dementors are coming, where is your wand we need ur patronus charm pronto.
Omg Kiera look out its a huge penis, thats not the stag in the movies. GINGER!!!!!!!!! HELP PMSL!
Jam: "EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!"
Kiera: "You Patronus is a Pony??"
Jam: "Fuck you! I'm from Shetland!"
Holy shit pup it's a huge pussy that bites
though I am straight...I would ask if I could kiss her..she has amazing lips!!
Here boy ... good boy ... do I really need to put you on a lead ... lets go towards the light
Scooby Doo!! Where are you???
OMG Az ud already bought all the best shoes hence the silence, we were all in shock....OMG looks out shop window, Its Johnny Wilkinson awesome and Az with all the shoes....Girls lets go get the shoes. 
since she is probably up to no good...