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If you met an ALIEN...

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No, not everything on lush depicts our reproductive methods.
Would you like some ...

Maybe I'd attempt to foster intergalactic relations...

...maebee...

So how do you like our State Fair?

(If you've ever been here for our State Fair you'd understand this! Geez!)
do you come in peace?
Set phasers to stun
It's true!!!! Three boobies!!!!!
So you "guys" don't do anal? Interesting.....
I hope your not going to hurt me...

Run like hell...

Xo
How do you like the movie Star wars?
I'd not speak....or move....I'd die
I'd probably know her from here
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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I PRESUME, because no one has explicitly stated one way or the other, that the "alien" reference is to an extraterrestrial being and not just someone from a country other than her own. That was the obligatory smart ass comment.
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Quote by AmericanBeauty
do you come in peace?

This being Lush, I am surprised that someone hasn't modified "come" yet. Or claim that Peace is a lady's name in conjunction therewith.
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I suppose a few conversational topics which (ahem) come to mind might be...
* Are you James T Kirk's kid? (ST)
* Tell me about the copulation pits of Venus. (Mose Mallette: The Seven Wonders of the Universe)
* So, just how does having four distinct sexes actually work? (I can't recall the source now)
* Is Vogon poetry really that bad? (HHGG)
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I PRESUME, because no one has explicitly stated one way or the other, that the "alien" reference is to an extraterrestrial being and not just someone from a country other than her own. That was the obligatory smart ass comment.
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This being Lush, I am surprised that someone hasn't modified "come" yet. Or claim that Peace is a lady's name in conjunction therewith.
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I suppose a few conversational topics which (ahem) come to mind might be...
* Are you James T Kirk's kid? (ST)
* Tell me about the copulation pits of Venus. (Mose Mallette: The Seven Wonders of the Universe)
* So, just how does having four distinct sexes actually work? (I can't recall the source now)
* Is Vogon poetry really that bad? (HHGG)




I wasn't trying to be rude. ??
"If I take you to our leaders, will you promise to take them back with you?"
I'd try to get a clear and IN FOCUS photo

I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.

I'd ask them to give me a lift to Salt Lake City.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Quote by AmericanBeauty

I wasn't trying to be rude. ??


Oh, I know... I'm just trying to be silly!
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Oh, I know... I'm just trying to be silly!


oh okay
Is the answer really 42?
Nice to finally meet you Lynn ;)
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Nice to finally meet you Lynn ;)


Shhh... only a few know that I'm an advance scout for the planned invasion of Earth.