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If you met an ALIEN...

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apptobebad
Unfuckwithable
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Shhh... only a few know that I'm an advance scout for the planned invasion of Earth.



Always knew you were out of this world

yes cheesey
You should first read this Looky Here!!

and then this Free stuff

then say 'Hi'
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Quote by apptobebad


Always knew you were out of this world

yes cheesey





Thank you, dear !

Actually, MANY here could easily be from another planet!

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So you come from a planet of all men? Is THAT why your hands are so large?
ErotikoSlim
Active Ink Slinger
Take me aboard your beautiful ship
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Quote by apptobebad
flash my tits


"A group of aliens, evidently with hyper-sensitive eyesight, were today blinded...."

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Are you looking for a date?
wyliecoyote
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Alienated? I'll give it a try...(hoping for some compatibility)

Wylie xx
The one word of advice I have is simply 'DUCK'!!! The real question is when??? - FtFagos
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
"Live long and prosper".... one might say that he did.

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Did you come from Infinity and Beyond?
adele
Weaver of Words
Does someone from the UK count?
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Quote by adele
Does someone from the UK count?


Well, down here, we'uns jes call 'em ferriners.

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Are ALL aliens green?
apptobebad
Unfuckwithable
Quote by lynnwitt


Well, down here, we'uns jes call 'em ferriners.

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Are ALL aliens green?



After travelling that fast...wouldnt you be ?

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..introducing it to parents would be like taking a new bf home...
You should first read this Looky Here!!

and then this Free stuff

then say 'Hi'
adele
Weaver of Words
Quote by lynnwitt


Well, down here, we'uns jes call 'em ferriners.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Are ALL aliens green?





not illegals... ?
wyliecoyote
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Quote by lynnwitt


Subtle
The one word of advice I have is simply 'DUCK'!!! The real question is when??? - FtFagos
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Quote by wyliecoyote


Subtle


Ah, one who knows!
patokl
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Quote by lynnwitt


Ah, one who knows!
Of course we know, it's V'Ger
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
lynnwitt
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Of course we know, it's V'Ger


And she's back with a mission!

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I'd like to meet a sandworm.
patokl
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Quote by lynnwitt


And she's back with a mission!

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I'd like to meet a sandworm.

Ask the Kwisatz Haderach for directions
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Quote by patokl
Ask the Kwisatz Haderach for directions


On behalf of the Bene Gesserit, I welcome you.
patokl
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Donald... phone home...
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Quote by patokl

Donald... phone home...


Foisting him off as an extraterrestrial might get us involved in a galactic war....
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
So, are you a Centauri?


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centauri_(Babylon_5)

Reproductive biology[edit]
The sexual organs of the Centauri are quite different from those of humans, and they are in a different location than the human sex organs. Male Centauri have six tentacle-like genital organs that extend out from the sides of the body and "fold" in over the solar plexus when not in use. The males can stretch the tentacles out to four feet.[2]:9 These tentacles are somewhat prehensile, to the extent that they can be used to cheat in card games. Females have six narrow receptive orifices, three on either side of the base of the spine, just above the hips. During sexual intercourse the male inserts his tentacles in the female's orifices individually. Only a single insertion is necessary to inseminate, but "each [successive] one is a different level of intimacy and pleasure" – Centauri males grade their sexual encounters by the number of insertions in a manner similar to American baseball metaphors for sex.
honeydipped
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take me with you!

Say. Her. Name.
stockingluvr
Evolving Writer
Quote by honeydipped
take me with you!


Can I go too?

I've been back from vacation 4 days and I've had it already.