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If you came with instructions what would it say

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Nightbreaker011
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I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
adele
Weaver of Words
Contains soft center
heidi
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some assemble required, read the instructions
adele
Weaver of Words
Handle with love
LaylaJune
Fancy Schmancy
Do not wake her up early!!
JC72
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Just add lips
Guest
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If Male, FUCK OFF...If Female, COME CLOSER
JC72
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Quote by adi_me33




LOL
wonderwho
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Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow.
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Choking hazard
adele
Weaver of Words
CAUTION - Sarcasm emitted frequently
heidi
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Slippery when wet
moon03
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Do not underestimate
Unknown User
I'm a handful
Valken
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He's Canadian, you will never understand eh.

How aboot that. Eh.

Eh.
Unknown User
caution, the lameness is strong with this one
avrgblkgrl
In-House Sapiosexual
Brace yourself for impact.
? A True Story ?
Guest
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Peel back the layers
Guest
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Must be fed four times a day
Must get night sleep of seven hours
Must go to the spa twice a week
Must go shopping once a week
Must not repeat dresses in a fortnight
Must masturbate once a day at the least
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What you see is what you get...don't bother to handle with care..I won't break..