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If we all came with warning labels, what would yours say?

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Gil_Renard
I'm not for everyone
"Direct eye contact, will lead to sex."
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To be honest, I have no idea.
alliet14
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Riders with weak hearts should proceed with caution.
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warning have high sex drive it could be harmful to the ladys lol
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store in a warm dry place with good sunlight and water well.
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Quote by LittleLuce
store in a warm dry place with good sunlight and water well.

(you forgot the MiracleGro, lol...............legs it....}
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Quote by Cindertoffee

(you forgot the MiracleGro, lol...............legs it....}
Unknown User
Caution : May contain (or be) nuts.
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Being "nuts" helps to do not lose the reason and do not give up. May be... I am not sure... Am I nuts?
SubmissiveAngel
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Warning: Happy when wet


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
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Keep the fuck away
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easy going until provoked
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Warning: Teddy Bear With An Edge
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Quote by kiera


Think it should read I love cookies
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what type of cookies do you want lol I got a few
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Quote by kiera


I agree this was the best I could find though

Hey Rosie





how about this one kk, sounds like a warning


avrgblkgrl
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Highly addictive.
? A True Story ?
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Turn left at next block
Gil_Renard
I'm not for everyone
Quote by LittleLuce





Best GIF ever! smile
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To be taken orally.
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Warning : Proceed with an open mind
golf_nut
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I read this to my wife. Her recommendition:

WARNING! Beans are toxic to my system and her quality of life