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I know i've been a lush stories member too long when.................

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I'll go 1st

I know i've been a lush stories member too long when, i say "lol" in real life Instead of actually laughing.
Gil_Renard
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Mixing up friends and coworkers names, with my Lush friends.
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When it's kept me up way past my bedtime.
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i can't take a pee without logging in


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Quote by cooldaddy
When it's kept me up way past my bedtime.


hey cd, me thinks you've been on a bit too long


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shortly after meeting someone in person i hand them a written friend request.
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getting deleted because he was pissed because kk loves me most
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getting deleted because he was pissed because kk loves me most


Everyone knows I love you most babes and so does Ajax are you ok?

You log out then forget your password because you havent logged out since you 1st joined 2 years ago and cant log back in
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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When KK takes my advances for granted
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When the first thing you say to people on your work phone calls is "what are you wearing?"
Gil_Renard
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When I submit to Gil


Hahahahaha....You will submit and you will love it.

When I introduce myself to new people, with my Lush name.
Kiera
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When the first thing you say to people on your work phone calls is "what are you wearing?"


Na not so T the 1st thing I said was please dont whisper to me, then no I dont private or want to see your privates you already sent me them and it made me laugh tiniwini.

Anyway how the fuck was I to know it was my bosses wife on the phone when i answered it?? He was in a meeting asked me to mind it for him. I think she is over reacting quite frankly by issuing him with a divorce FFs she had laryngitis and i dont think the disciplinary procedure my boss booked for Monday at noon is warranted what i do in my own free time is my business right?? Besides he shouldnt be using a company phone for personal calls, thats my defence and im sticking to it
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Kiera
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Quote by gilrenard


Hahahahaha....You will submit and you will love it.

When I introduce myself to new people, with my Lush name.


I beg to differ babes but u will bow to me....just sayin

I finally get into Gavs and SJ's willykini's my job here then would be done
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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When the first thing you say to people on your work phone calls is "what are you wearing?"


(rofl)

Or, Hello Mr. Customer, I am a middle aged man, polite, likes to have fun, started to write some.....

Ooops, sorry sir (rofl)
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When the power goes out and I'm more upset about not logging onto Lush, instead of all the food that could go to waste in the fridge.

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I know exactly what a certain person will ask me every time he logs on.
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Quote by curious3045


(rofl)

Or, Hello Mr. Customer, I am a middle aged man, polite, likes to have fun, started to write some.....

Ooops, sorry sir (rofl)

And after posting the above I see it is a very common question here on Lush.
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When the first thing you say to people on your work phone calls is "what are you wearing?"

This is the question I meant to quote. Lol.
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When the power goes out and I'm more upset about not logging onto Lush, instead of all the food that could go to waste in the fridge.



YES YES YES this one.....
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My Social life takes a hit cause I rather be in lush!! It's like my comfort zone or safety blanket!!
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When you walk around the house like one of the cast of The Night of the Living Dead because Lush has gone down for upgrading!
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You loiter around for over an hour just hoping that you catch on of your favorites to chat... Or maybe more
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Quote by trinket
When the first thing you say to people on your work phone calls is "what are you wearing?"

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Na not so T the 1st thing I said was please dont whisper to me, then no I dont private or want to see your privates you already sent me them and it made me laugh tiniwini.

Anyway how the fuck was I to know it was my bosses wife on the phone when i answered it?? He was in a meeting asked me to mind it for him. I think she is over reacting quite frankly by issuing him with a divorce FFs she had laryngitis and i dont think the disciplinary procedure my boss booked for Monday at noon is warranted what i do in my own free time is my business right?? Besides he shouldnt be using a company phone for personal calls, thats my defence and im sticking to it
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when i wonder if that sexy stranger over there has any sexy pics in her purse she'd like to share with me.
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when i type TPBM in a google search