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I dream of....

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.. not being stressed!
being able to stop procrastinating
Hasn't changed.. Him heart
genie! lol jk

...of relaxing on a beach and out of this cold weather!!
being organised!
waking up and discovering that some pixies have tidied up my studio
Pixies? Studio?? hmmm ...... I dream of the day when the bastard little garden gnomes chase all the TROLLS out of this town.
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Pixies? hmmm that rings a bell...... I dream of the day when the bastard little garden gnomes chase all the TROLLS out of this town.


The garden gnomes are always far too stoned to chase anyone except those poor little fairies that they always try to shag
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The garden gnomes are always far too stoned to chase anyone except those poor little fairies that they always try to shag



Quite right...... there is farrrrrr too much weed in this town, everyone's gone to pot. The faerie's are way too popular, It's a magic weed the townsfolk have to smoke to see the many delights a faerie has to offer them, after the usual blandness of the ordinary folk.
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Quite right...... there is farrrrrr too much weed in this town, everyone's gone to pot. The faerie's are way too popular, It's a magic weed the townsfolk have to smoke to see the many delights a faerie has to offer them, after the usual blandness of the ordinary folk.



One cant help but feel sorry for the ordinary folk, they are lucky to have the magic weed to smoke otherwise they would never have the opportunity to experience the delights of the fairies... shame that due to the lazy stoned gnomes it will soon be in short supply which will lead to it only being available of the black market at vast expense in turn making those creepy gnomes rich... they will be strutting round with their pimped out wheelbarrows and half a ton of bling round their necks...
Fairies?? Folk, weed, bastard gnomes, stoned gnomes, creepy gnomes, PIMPING gnomes? Pimped out wheelbarrows and bling? Methinks someone has been smoking too much of the magic weed!

I dream of a world where there is only truth, I dream of a world where people don't hide behind a facade or multiple aliases to hide the fact they are quite loony.
Peanut butter
†Jinxy Approved†

I dream of the days before my world was shattered.
I dream of the day the pot stops calling the kettle black
I dream of the kettle disappearing....and not coming back again.
blissful things that can't be.
...What I cant have.
I dream of finding my bliss.
something impossible..
...sleep lol
Him, coming home safely.
Him coming on ! c:
Tomorrow! Because of Him!heart