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I cant wait till my tongue stretching exercises allow for me to lick my own elbow..thus making me the only one EVER who can do so

I can't wait to hear how that goes!
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I can't wait to dream the impossible dream
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I think you're a wee bit tardy, trinkleypoos...


...about 13.7 billion years tardy.

Does that count as "fashionably late"?
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I'm here "fashionably late"!
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Better late than never Linda

Hi Trinks, Cindy & Linda
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Hiya Bobbielicious

I can't wait to enjoy a healthy discussion on whether all these damn lesbians are ruining the forums, as some people have opined.


"May you live in interesting times".
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Hey, "Bubblelicious"!

I don't know WHO's butt crack that is, but it ain't mine, I wear panties!

Your funny Cindy.
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I can't wait to get to my chiropractor after attempting to lick my elbow.
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i cant wait to make you hmmmmmmmmm
ADD ME IN YAHOO INOCENT_JHEN
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Hiya Bobbielicious

I can't wait to enjoy a healthy discussion on whether all these damn lesbians are ruining the forums, as some people have opined.


"May you live in interesting times".



Without the girls, straight, bi or lesbian (in no paticular order) the forums would die
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Without the girls, straight, bi or lesbian (in no particular order) the forums would die

=d> =d>
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I cant wait till u dream the impossible dream that lands me the money/winning lotto ticket ill pop over babes we can have tea

Hey Ajax
if you win the lottery and pop over? we're havin more than tea togther i'll tell you that much. We're goin to Wrigley and you're payin . just sayin babes.

Scratch offs are in the mail btw and good luck .
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I can't wait to start Christmas shopping...
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I can't wait to start Christmas shopping...


I will send you my wish list

I can't wait for next weekend
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I can't wait to start Christmas shopping...


I will send you my wish list

I can't wait for next weekend
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I cant wait for Cin and Bobbie to ask me what I want for Xmas!!
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i cant wait to finish work!
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Why, what are you doing next weekend?

Edit: whoops some others sneaked in there! Knowing Bobbie SJ she will probably buy you some anti-pong!


I can't wait to retire!
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I cant wait for Cin and Bobbie to ask me what I want for Xmas!!


I cant wait till SJ buys me a shed load of precious gems for my birthday and treats me to a slap up dinner at the hungry horse
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i cant wait for kiera to win the lottery and pop over for tea lmao, yea thats what i want some good british tea . The things we could do with tea.
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I cant wait till SJ buys me a shed load of precious gems for my birthday and treats me to a slap up dinner at the hungry horse


You are so demanding and high maintenance .. I shower you with roses and tea most days and hugs and kisses and still you want more!! I simply cant afford someone like you on my salary .. its cheese and pickle homemade sandwiches on the park bench or nothing .. pouts.

I cant wait for someone to take meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee out for a change!
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I cant wait till SJ buys me a shed load of precious gems for my birthday and treats me to a slap up dinner at the hungry horse


Surely a slap up dinner at a hungry horse is an oxymoron.


I can't wait for dinner its roast beef today
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Surely a slap up dinner at a hungry horse is an oxymoron.


I can't wait for dinner its roast beef today



omg thats my favourite Sunday roast .. rare I hope with yorkshire puds and horseradish sauce.

I cant wait for an invite to Maebee's for roast dinner!
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I can't wait to see the new one (or ones) and also see the next round of chuckle generating idiocy.
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I can't wait to see the new one (or ones) and also see the next round of chuckle generating idiocy.


Thats a series on TV or what?

I cant wait to get my haircut (yes I am having such an exciting day here!).
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Thats a series on TV or what?


No John.
No TV programme ever made is as entertaining as the utter bollocks that goes on here...it's priceless smile
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No John.
No TV programme ever made is as entertaining as the utter bollocks that goes on here...it's priceless smile


If you see any *bollocks* in this thread please let me know .. hardcore images arent allowed.

I cant wait to ... erm ... see some *bollocks*
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I can't wait to find out what's on Pongo's Christmas List.

Or...hang on...oops!...that was your Christmas List, wasn't it John?
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Hi Jack
Haven't seen you in ages.
Hope all's good?