How to De-Stupify
This is tried-and-true method of de-stupifying yourself in only 11 easy steps.
Step 1. Admit it to yourself that you are stupid. "Hello, my name is Bob, and I am an idiot." That's perfect, unless your name isn't Bob, of course.
Step 2. Focus on your end objective, which is death. Yes, that's the end. Face it.
Steps 3 - 6. Don't make lists.
Step 7. Moved to a dumb state? If you move to a state such as Idaho or New Jersey, your IQ will immediately go up 10 points.
Step 8. Buy a gun. This is the smartest thing you can ever do. Especially if you have young children adept at lockpicking.
Step 9. Get a laptop and hang out at Starbucks. It won't make you any smarter, but you will look and feel more so.
Step 10. Smoke pot. It opens up your world, man...
Step 11. Repeat Step 12.