wow, we haven't met yet, but we should do so right here, hi I am mat, pleased to meet you and yours (they are very nice)!
i was taking some photos of some flowers and he landed on one
I wanted to see the most beautiful sunrise from the top of a mesa, when I reached the top you were there to share it with me
We met at an Adult's Only, Creatures of the Night themed, Halloween Party. Damn, I hope those pics don't end up on Facebook! Next year's theme, Pimps and Ho's, should be even more fun!!!! ;)
I think it was a the church dinner dance, we were the table dancing duo
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
We met at a nude beach in the land down under...
We met when you were curious about what the bulge in my pants was when I saw you and started investigating, even though I assured you there was no butterfly in there.
Elaine, you remember it wrong. You were crashing a wedding reception dressed in your black bridesmaid's dress and Lone Ranger mask; i was the bouncer and was told to "make you pay" for crashing the party and upsetting the bride; I did make you pay -- the best payday of my life! Remember now?
At the Recognition Ceremony when you were given the key to the city. Such an upstanding citizen.
I was the one holding the cushion with the key on it... CG nearly dropped it, but my tiger-like reflexes saved the day...
Then we all went and got drunk and I kicked somebody's ass...
Since I saw you kicking so many asses I started placing bets.... Man did we ever make a lot of money that day!!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
we met at the annual "show your tits" convention and became instant friends
I bumped into you all as I was leaving the "Shake Your Ass" convention next door! We hit it off immediately and went out for drinks dressed as we were. I think we might have caused that traffic accident. ;)
It was in the lingerie department, we both reached for the same little thong. I let you take it, as it was laways going to look soooo much better on you!
At a seminar for "getting over your fear of the unknown, and how to correctly paddle a kayak" -- what a course!
i was on my way to the store in my car when you ran a red light and crashed into me. it was the worst day of my life.
I gave you mouth to mouth after the crash hehehe
(Then i went and dealt with Hap)
thank you for both!! afterwards, you drove me home and i invited you in for a drink. then......
You invited me in for a drink.............. little did i realise that you have a bar in the playroom (gulp)
you were also surprised at what else i have in the playroom!!! after seeing it you decided to stay for awhile.
I decided to stay ! you got me drunk........ and tied me up !
after having my way with you, i untied you. you were not as drunk as i thought, because when i bent over to pick up one of the ropes, you caught me off gaurd and the next hing i knew, i was the one tied down!
You came by and asked if you could borrow an ice cube, never thought that ice cube would have a future, look it has made it big.
We met when you landed on my finger at the butterfly exhibit at the museum. I know I have a picture of that exact moment somewhere around here.
We met when I landed on your finger at the museum, you had a friend take a photo.
In a cave but not sure cause I was blind at the time
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
We met at a sci-fi convention.. I had a wardrobe malfunction and you had the gaffer tape..
You do the math xx
I am a master gaffer tape user. We did meet at a museum with Curly but you stepped through a time portal with us and we all ended up in a sex orgy on Alpha Maximus
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before