I already said that I take your pictures... lol
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
I was browsing for some new stuff in the lingerie dept. You said 'What sort of bra should I get for these?' I replied 'None, they look just great as they are!'
I loved your shoes and had to get a better look.... As I was bending down to look you turned and said "Can I help you?"
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
As you bent down to look at KrissyS shoes your short skirt rose up revealing a bare bottom...so I smacked it!!!
I was on a night out and wearing ridiculously high heeled shoes.
I stumbled, going over on my ankle and you were kind enough to give me a ride to casualty!!
i was posted in the casualty that night . i bandaged you and then as L_b had to go .. I took you to your home .. We had a late night coffee and a chat before i left !!
I asked you why your name was "underthehood" and you showed me!!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
My car broke down and you stopped to help. The radiator had a leak you put a container of black pepper in and filled it up am all was better. **smile**
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
And where was I keeping this black pepper?
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
In the same place you keep you private possessions
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
So I just happen to carry Black pepper on me? what else do I carry?
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
We met at a road stop where we had both stopped to get coffee in the middle of the night. We were both making long road trips in different directions to meet a friend!! ;)
We met at the brothel you run
"Nos laetus epulor qui would domito nos. (We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.)"
"Nil satis nisi optimum. (Nothing but the best will do.)"
"I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so...horny." - Sarah Michelle Gellar (Kathryn, Cruel Intentions)
"Sex is just alone time with someone else there." - Taint on The Lex And Terry Show, 11/11/09
"Stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go."
"I am The Devil, too. There can only be one devil. One of us must go." - Ozzy Osbourne at the end of his cover of "Sympathy For The Devil"
"Your ego is not your amigo." - Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries
"It's my world. I'm just letting you live here." - Mandy, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
omg I remember that!! We had a great talk... Hope your meeting went as well as mine!!.... CG
Have we met IM?
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
I was the Fireman that turned up cause you kick the candle ove and set the curtains alight in the brothel
Oh FS get out of the way FIRE
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
Yes you pulled me out of this fire by my boobs!!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
It was love at first grasp
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
Yes I remember what I "grasped" too!!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
I showed you my shoes then said to you 'yours would be so much better somewhere up around my ears!'
it was in Lane Bryants, where FS and I were shopping for bras. as they carry the larger sizes, it is the perfect store for XDressers as yourself
You and FS were kind enough to let me share your table at the food court in the mall. You both had been to Lane Bryant shopping for bras and I was stocking up on thongs at Victoria's Secret! ;)
I was shopping for My gf and we bumped into each other .. our bags got exchanged and I came over to your house to return your bag. And DAMN !! great choice in thongs CG ;)
I thought you were giving me the finger and went to give you shit.... then I seen that you were trying to take a picture of me with your phone
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
we met at the local topless bar's "Guitar Hero" night...wow you really know how to play Bon Jovi!
i saw you modelling corsets and stopped to ask you how you could breath in that!
I own the hardware store where you buy all those ropes from....and I asked why you use so much of it....lol
You and your motorcycle gang stopped at my Hot Cross Buns shop on your way through town. Thanks for being so polite! ;)
I got sunburn on the beach one day, you took pity on me and spend the whole night bathing, massaging skin repair cream onto my body
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
I bumped into you in the drugstore where you were confused by all the different sunburn lotions. I explained the directions to you on how to apply in the store and reminded you to be more careful next time!! Crispy parts are NOT good!! ;)
at a shoe shop- we both got the same pair
