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I was drunk and you tried to grope me!!
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How Did We Meet?
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You were playing the lead in Madama Butterfly
When you sang Un bel di vedremo, I cried and cried and knew we had to become friends...
We've never looked back...
When you sang Un bel di vedremo, I cried and cried and knew we had to become friends...
We've never looked back...
Weaver of Words
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i was with fs shopping for bras, when we bumped into each other as you came out of the dressing room. you had a 'wardrobe malfunction' and i helped tuck everything back in.
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I was behind the counter at the 7/11. You came in to buy 6 bags of ice. I asked, what's with all the ice, having a party? You told me what the ice was for and invited me to the party.
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I was coming out of the bank directly across from your apartment when you waved at me through your patio window; however, you weren't waving with your hands. Oh my...
(real life experience for me. Seemed appropriate for Lush)
(real life experience for me. Seemed appropriate for Lush)
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I came into your office to give a presentation...ended up giving you a personal presentation of a different kind
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You came to my Clinic, and my diagnosis made you bedridden. You had to stay three whole nights for therapy. X
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You came to Dr. Hap with your ass swollen from too many spankings. I gave you an "injection" and you felt much better.
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You taught me how to backstroke.
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We met in a Starbucks, where you were a barista and I ordered a double latte and you added whipped cream, no charge; sigh, what a beautiful day!
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he came desperate in my office asking for a bulgarian bride
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When he demanded that I take him "to my leader".
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we met as i was leaving a juice bar. you ran into me and spilled the entire glass of juice all over me. we went back inside and you intruduced yourself. i commented on your unusual name and you told me that you mostly drank juice rather than coffee.
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You were attending a class on how to make ice cubes, and I was your teacher; you fell hard for me, but I had to kick you out of class when you couldn't figure out how to get the cubes out of the tray.
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We had seats nest to each other to watch submarine races. 
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I was shopping for a new bra, you were the bra fitter, you had really cold hands.....at first
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I met you at a bra convention in Melb and we spend time sizing each other up.
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
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We met when your Bird Of Prey materialized right in front of my ship and destroyed it. You did give me safe passage back to the Federation, however -- for a "price." [You Klingons are all the same]
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Are yes and it was that ferengi smile that really won me over and convinced me to spare your miserable life.
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my ships navigation control was going wacky and it ended up in the neutral zone. your ship came to investigate and we just hit it off, leading to formal relations between the Federation and the Klingon empire
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at the hotel ice machine....and it was my pleasure helping her pick out the perfect ice cube
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after you helped with the ice, i invited you back to my room for some 'southern confort' we talked the night away.
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I walked into waht I thought was my room to find you going at it with Sourthern Jim... Well I had to join in....
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
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yes, i remember that night, but the way i recall was that yo saw sj and i going into my room and pounded on the door until we finally let you in. all turned out well though as we had a rocking good time!!!
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I think you were drinking to much... I remember it my way!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
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WHATEVAH!!! botoom line is we had a good time.
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Whatevah eh? Have you been drinking again tonight my darling!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
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FS was giving swin lessons, and she helped me with learn the back float
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on a boating weekend with adele and FS
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I remember that Jim... Bill tried to join in but you would not let him!!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!