How Did We Meet?

28 May 2011

I was drunk and you tried to grope me!!

28 May 2011

You were playing the lead in Madama Butterfly

When you sang Un bel di vedremo, I cried and cried and knew we had to become friends...

We've never looked back...

28 May 2011

i was with fs shopping for bras, when we bumped into each other as you came out of the dressing room. you had a 'wardrobe malfunction' and i helped tuck everything back in.

28 May 2011

I was behind the counter at the 7/11. You came in to buy 6 bags of ice. I asked, what's with all the ice, having a party? You told me what the ice was for and invited me to the party.

28 May 2011

I was coming out of the bank directly across from your apartment when you waved at me through your patio window; however, you weren't waving with your hands. Oh my...

(real life experience for me. Seemed appropriate for Lush)

28 May 2011

I came into your office to give a presentation...ended up giving you a personal presentation of a different kind

28 May 2011

You came to my Clinic, and my diagnosis made you bedridden. You had to stay three whole nights for therapy. X

28 May 2011

You came to Dr. Hap with your ass swollen from too many spankings. I gave you an "injection" and you felt much better.

28 May 2011

You taught me how to backstroke.

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28 May 2011

We met in a Starbucks, where you were a barista and I ordered a double latte and you added whipped cream, no charge; sigh, what a beautiful day!

28 May 2011

he came desperate in my office asking for a bulgarian bride

28 May 2011

When he demanded that I take him "to my leader".

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28 May 2011

we met as i was leaving a juice bar. you ran into me and spilled the entire glass of juice all over me. we went back inside and you intruduced yourself. i commented on your unusual name and you told me that you mostly drank juice rather than coffee.

29 May 2011

You were attending a class on how to make ice cubes, and I was your teacher; you fell hard for me, but I had to kick you out of class when you couldn't figure out how to get the cubes out of the tray.

29 May 2011

We had seats nest to each other to watch submarine races. smile

29 May 2011

I was shopping for a new bra, you were the bra fitter, you had really cold hands.....at first

29 May 2011

I met you at a bra convention in Melb and we spend time sizing each other up.

To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before

29 May 2011

We met when your Bird Of Prey materialized right in front of my ship and destroyed it. You did give me safe passage back to the Federation, however -- for a "price." [You Klingons are all the same]

29 May 2011

Are yes and it was that ferengi smile that really won me over and convinced me to spare your miserable life.

To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before

29 May 2011

my ships navigation control was going wacky and it ended up in the neutral zone. your ship came to investigate and we just hit it off, leading to formal relations between the Federation and the Klingon empire

29 May 2011

at the hotel ice machine....and it was my pleasure helping her pick out the perfect ice cube

29 May 2011

after you helped with the ice, i invited you back to my room for some 'southern confort' we talked the night away.

29 May 2011

I walked into waht I thought was my room to find you going at it with Sourthern Jim... Well I had to join in....

Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!

30 May 2011

yes, i remember that night, but the way i recall was that yo saw sj and i going into my room and pounded on the door until we finally let you in. all turned out well though as we had a rocking good time!!!

30 May 2011

I think you were drinking to much... I remember it my way!

Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!

30 May 2011

WHATEVAH!!! botoom line is we had a good time.

30 May 2011

Whatevah eh? Have you been drinking again tonight my darling!

Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!

30 May 2011

FS was giving swin lessons, and she helped me with learn the back float

30 May 2011

on a boating weekend with adele and FS

30 May 2011

I remember that Jim... Bill tried to join in but you would not let him!!

Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!