We meet at the shoe store - i was working as a salesman and help fit your current pair of shoes, you were wearing a very short skirt and no panties, and during the shoe fit was dazzled by your beauty
we met through a friend. she loved your boat rides and one day invited me to see it and listen to your clever stories. we began to correspond and after she left town, continued to talk and go for rides on the boat.
I was really hot one day and you were nice enough to show me how to cool off with an ice cube... I do it all the time now!!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
I Was Trying On Bras One Day And When I Walked Out Of The Dressing Room, I Bumped Into You, Boobs To Boobs, Felt Kinda Nice
After your boob contact with FS you got all flushed and needed water which I brought to you....
Gave me a lift on his bike when my car broke down... The rest is hazy.... LOL
i was back packing in the Andes. there was this cave, i decided to explore it, and there you were, hiding out after a narrow escape from an international spy ring, all dressed in black, and armed to the teeth. god, you looked good, so sexy and so dangerous. you wouldn't give me your name, at first, only your number: 009. you tied me to a stalagmite and ravished me, and of course, i fell completely head over heels with you. now, you keep me in a cage in the basement of your mansion, using me as 'stress relief' every time you return from one of your missions... it's a good life, and i couldn't be more happy.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
I seen you in that shirt and started drooling... My brain would not think and I reached out and started to massage your boobs!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
I was riding my bike when you flashed me!!!
I remember that ... you crashed your brand new Harley... that sucked!!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
I know, and you didn't even come over and help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was too busy playing with my nipples!!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
I remember now, you played so hard with them that there was a near flood!!!
Well a girl has gotta do what she has goot do... ya know
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
Bumped into you coming out of the massage parlor while I was going next door for a pedi. It's strappy sandal season, you know...
i rear-ended you! ...in traffic of course!
Heading toward a 'staff' meeting, we mis'measured' the width of the door. Colliding we both fell 'flat' on our 'F.A.C.E.' at first we spoke 'sharply' at each other. But since we have been on an even 'beat'
I said goodbye as we left that "staff" meeting
At the bar across the street from his office
We started chatting on the rush hour tube, checking out the cute guys
I saw you at the makeup counter at Macy's and asked for some tips on applying makeup. After spending several hundred dollars, we continued the conversation over some margaritas at the Mexican restaurant nextdoor. Ole!
I saw you giving a leg shaving demonstration at a department store and stalked you for days afterward. We finally were actually introduced in Court when you were trying to get that damn restraining order.
Yes, I do definitely remember you sitting at the defense table when I was on the witness stand. Personally, I think you got off lightly with only 18 months. I really did love that rabbit you boiled! I have plans to move out of state before you are paroled, tho.
I walked into the wrong room but was pleasantly surprised
i was guitar shopping and you offered to demonstrate different models for be
Tripped and fell right onto to your ice cold nipple... naturally I started sucking!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
i was delivering packages on my bicycle in NYC, i saw you, mesmerized i lost control and ran right into you.
"Never Give Up".......Sir Winston Churchill
I was drunk and you tried to grope me!!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
xoxoxo
