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Fancy Schmancy
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Well, that made me laugh!
Lurker
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At a strip club. It was dollar night, you were dancing.
Lurker
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So sorry Layla, that was meant for someone else.
Fancy Schmancy
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Yet eerily on point . . .
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Quote by LaylaJune
Well, that made me laugh!



Good. I was hoping it would smile
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I met midnight the minute after 23.59, in fact strangely enough, I meet him at exactly the same the same time everyday.
Convict
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Me met me when I was at the Username store, trying to decide what name to use for online me. I am me was there and was already gone so I couldn't have me either. Maybe me wanted ME? Anyhoo... I saw a trinket on the wall so decided Trinket was the one for me. ME? I think he is still me...
The Bee's Knees
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we both reached for the same bottle of mousse and discovered our shared love of mullets, 80s hair bands and acid wash jeans

Say. Her. Name.


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I met honey when she actually washed her jeans in pure acid and not watered down!! So as she walked down the street they basically disintegrated off her which in turn exposed her honeypot. She was lucky I was there to cover* her modesty!!!

*fill
Lady GlitterGiggles
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I met him in the psych ward. Love at first sight.
Active Ink Slinger
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Met him when I was visiting a plantation down South turned out it was his ancestral home
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Quantum Tease
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Happened to be shopping for reactive chemicals one day and we started to chat.
Convict
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I was visiting a friend in the cemetery one day when Lyn arrived at the same friends place. Although the visitee is a mutual friend, Lyn and I had never met before. She had brought our friend a bottle of red and I had brought a cheese platter. Lyn and I decided it was a good idea to pool our resources and sit with our friend for a picnic! It was a lovely day.
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I was visiting a friend in the cemetery one day when Lyn arrived at the same friends place. Although the visitee is a mutual friend, Lyn and I had never met before. She had brought our friend a bottle of red and I had brought a cheese platter. Lyn and I decided it was a good idea to pool our resources and sit with our friend for a picnic! It was a lovely day.


That was quite lovely!




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Lynn and I met while discussing chemical reactions to certain things
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Convict
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Shotgun and I met at the long distance shooting range. We were both there practicing. He asked me out on a date. A few months later we were having a shotgun wedding.


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I was visiting a friend in the cemetery one day when Lyn arrived at the same friends place. Although the visitee is a mutual friend, Lyn and I had never met before. She had brought our friend a bottle of red and I had brought a cheese platter. Lyn and I decided it was a good idea to pool our resources and sit with our friend for a picnic! It was a lovely day.

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That was quite lovely!



Not if you are the visitee.
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Trinket asked to go target shooting
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Lurker
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in a barren moor in the small hours of the morning.
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Bump into him into a bondage shop. He got himself tangled up trying to figure out how to use it on Goodlilgirl
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In the country Bar and Grill with some shit kicking music kicking up our Heals...
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I was her waiter in the bar and grill. She smiled, then led me off to dance after I slapped my meat platter on her table.
Convict
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We were both bidding at an auction for the sale of the local bordello, an investment that yields a very high return. We were down to a $500 bid war. I wanted that property but so did he. I knew I was running out of money fast. I leaned in and asked IAM if I could borrow 500 bucks and that I would pay him back "in kind" when I owned the property. He sniggered but agreed. With my newly acquired 500 bucks I put in one last bid then silly man next to me realised he had loaned me his last 500! ?. After all the legalities were taken care of I showed IAM into the "red room" and told him "Michael" would be with him shortly. The ungrateful bastard ran out of the brothel screaming his head off. Haven't seen him again since.
Una chica rubia caliente
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Actually, when I was a free lance artist, I met Trinket whilst painting a picture of Trinket's Mother ... here it be:
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I met trinket at an auction. She flashed her smile, promised me the world and fleeced me out of 500 bucks!! The last laugh was on her though as I only ever had 500 bucks and nowhere near the money the bordello went for. I just enjoyed watching her raise her arms with every bid as it made her titties jiggle in her loose top. 500 bucks well spent in my opinion!!
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We met in Liverpool at a Beatles memorabilia event. Very nice chap. He bought for me some records, and posters. I asked for his name he said proudly 'I am me' what an original answer I thought. He asked for my name, I replied, I am he as you are he as you are me, and we are all together. He smiled asking for my phone number and I replied 'You know my name, look up my number'. He said, 'Don't let me down' anyway our conversation continued using Beatles song titles and with 'Words of Love'.
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met her in a line up when a liquor store was robbed
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Quantum Tease
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He stood out at the lecture on reactive chemical compounds as he was dressed in a trench coat, hat, and dark glasses. Intrigued, I wondered if he was Peter Sellers.
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she was interested in the effect of various explosives and their effects in blast patterns
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket